Have you ever been made to slide down a razor blade bare assed...

[texas1928]

into a vat of rubbing alcohol?


I have not, but I bet it stings.

[clydefrand]

1. Disaster????????????????? Ouch, ouch!

[tridim]

2. Ha! Reminds me of that 80's SNL skit

Willie and Frankie, with Christopher Guest and Billy Crystal..

Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?

Willie: With the double edge?

Frankie: Right.

Willie: Yeah?

Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?

Willie: Mm hmm.

Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?

Willie: Yeah.

Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.

Willie: I hate when that happens.

Frankie: Tell me about it.