Dr.Phool
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:06 PM
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Frozen embryos. Funny story |
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Chicken embryos that is.
I took my wife to a clinic yesterday for a new smoking cessation treatment. hey gave her a shot behind each ear, and one in the butt, plus some other medications. Ten minutes after we left the clinic, she was completely zonked out in the car. I helped her into the house and into bed, and she slept for the next 14 hours straight.
I got her up this morning, gave her her meds, and thought it was a good idea for her to just lay around the pool this morning. She insisted on making her own breakfast, and I was taking care of some other things.
This evening she was done lounging by the pool, and I was cooking dinner. I needed an egg for a recipe, and couldn't find the damn things anywhere. I knew we had some, because we had a full carton 2 days earlier. She started looking and found out that she'd stuck them in the freezer. Had to thaw one out to finish dinner.
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:09 PM
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1. thats what i dont get... |
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why people like to eat chicken ovulations.
just odd to me.
-LK
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:10 PM
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4morewars
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:10 PM
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I didn't know one could freeze eggs like that ! Those must be some potent drugs, is she smoking? I need to quit and I need help.
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Dr.Phool
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:14 PM
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6. She's not smoking now. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 11:34 PM by Dr.Phool
You can check out a clinic near you at www.nosmoke2000.com. It costs over $400 dollars, is administered by doctors, and has an 86% success rate.
I think hers was a rare reaction. You have to have a driver take you home from the clinic, but most people are at work the next day.
on edit. Corrected link
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:18 PM
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7. If the embryos don't work, try hypnosis the next time |
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 11:19 PM by TheDebbieDee
a hypnotist comes to town. It may sound hokey, but it works! I haven't smoked in two years.
And hypnosis is a helluva lot cheaper, too.
Good luck.
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Dr.Phool
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:20 PM
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8. The embryos were for baking. |
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The injections were for smoking.
I got hypnotized once, and lit a cigarette on the way home.
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:23 PM
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I'm looking into it right now ! Four hundred dollars is still cheaper than smoking !
PS: I LOVE your sig line, and I use it every chance I get ! Always gets a laugh !
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Dr.Phool
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:33 PM
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11. I had the web site wrong |
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it's www.nosmoke2000.com.
Click on locations.
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:38 PM
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I found it anyway, but thanks for the second effort ! It looks like Cleveland is the nearest one for me, maybe Chicago. Thanks again !
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:10 PM
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4. mother and child reunion was from a menu |
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:13 PM
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The Simon and Garfunkel song ? I never heard that before, ya learn something new everyday !
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:31 PM
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10. yeah, i heard paul simon say that years ago...... |
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and somehow it stuck with me.
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:39 PM
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The things that stick in our brains ?
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:43 PM
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14. yep, it's a weird one. |
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