Suspended from school for farting?

[Zuni]

In County Cork, Ireland, in December, Dane Ring, 13, was suspended from school for two days after he ignored what schoolboys know is the cardinal rule of bodily functions, which is to never admit that you're the person, in a crowded room, who just passed gas.

[liberal N proud]

1. Wait until every 13 year old boy gets wind of that!

they all will be breaking wind just to get out of school.

[baldguy]

2. You'ld think the Irish would excuse that sort of thing.

All that cabbage, you know.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Heh heh - "Cork."

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Damn. I would have been expelled.

[Spinzonner]

5. Don't they have fart-sniffer dogs to deal with this now ?

[BlueJazz]

6. In other News>>>> County Cork, Ireland has seen a tremendous..

..surge in the sale of Beans. It's amazing! Quoted Pat McRielly, owner of a local supermarket, "I can't seem to keep enough in stock...young boys have been coming in at all hours, buying everything type of Bean I have"........

[gmoney]

7. They have schools for farting now?

Kids today... I'm a proudly self-taught farter. My mom said I was a prodigy, even as an infant!