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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 06:40 AM
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Republican family Values
from Chuck Sheperd's News of the Weird

In May, Jim Stelling, the Republican Party chairman in Seminole County, Fla., won a lawsuit for defamation against an intraparty official who had accused him of being married six times, which Stelling said he found particularly insulting, since he "believe(s) in family values." Stelling said he has been married only five times. (The judge ruled that Stelling was not defamed enough for money damages.)
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 06:42 AM
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1. 5 times is OK
but if you marry that 6th time then the values are violated and you will go to hell.
:banghead:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 06:46 AM
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2. More like, "Whatever *I* do is OK..."
"...whatever *YOU* do is immoral & degenerate."
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 06:46 AM
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3. makes perfect sense
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 06:47 AM by Zuni
can you say "junk lawsuit" kids?
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:32 AM
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4. Yeah, but three of the marriages were to his cousins...
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:33 AM
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5. No Maryland jokes
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:35 AM
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6. Oh, well. Only 5 times, then.
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 07:35 AM by terrya
Well yes, then Sterling is a champion of family values. If it's FIVE times, not six.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:37 AM
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7. six is the number of the beast
:cry:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:42 AM
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8. Practice makes perfect
that's it! That's the ticket! Gotta love those republican family values.


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