i've never taken an airLine fLight. if you haven't either, check in.

[sniffa]

[Dr.Phool]

1. I don't understand the question.

Yes I've been in an airplane, and I've flown airplanes. Is that the right answer?

[sniffa]

2. sorry

i've never fLown. i've never been inside a pLane.

that's what i tried to convey.

[Dr.Phool]

6. Well go out to your local small airport

They should have a flight school. And a cheap introductory flying lesson. Take it, and you'll be hooked!

[tjwmason]

3. A few times - always short-haul

England to Europe.

[tjwmason]

4. Is the 'check-in' line an intention or unintentional pun? n/t

[sniffa]

5. un

i'm witty without trying. :P

[tjwmason]

10. Trust me m'dear

You're incredibly trying at times :P

[matcom]

7. freak

:D

[sniffa]

9. hey, i tried once

i tried to board a fLight home from istanbuL, but i got busted trying to smuggLe hashish.

[matcom]

11. so you walked?

[sniffa]

14. no, i'm typing from my turkish prison ceLL

the prison is stiLL rough, but they now have internet.

[matcom]

15. did they at least let you keep your hash?

[underpants]

8. Lose the bloody chaisaw

that could help

[sniffa]

12. jeez! first Lighters, and boxcutters

and now chainsaws!?

this ain't america!!

[unsavedtrash]

13. never flown either.