She's like an onion.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Every day, I peel back another layer and find something new. Being human, I sometimes cut her too deep, and it makes me cry. But most of all, despite her appearance of pungence; deep inside, she's very sweet.



To what sort of produce would you describe your SO?

[jpgray]

1. My SO would be a vegetable that knows who Charles Hayward is.

:eyes:

:D

[CottonBear]

2. She must be a Vidalia onion.

;)

[bertha katzenengel]

3. a peach . . . a strawberry . . . a kiwi . . . a watermelon . . .

she is soft and sweet, and any way you slice her, she is sublime

[Marnieworld]

4. A zuccinni

Well you asked!

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. No prickly pears yet?

:shrug:

[Hugin]

6. A peach!

or maybe a pip!

;)

[terrya]

7. My SO is like an orange. Nice and sweet and juicy. With vitamin C added.

[sleipnir]

8. A rotten apple.

It looks horrible and only tastes worse.

:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

9. Erm...

Thanks? :shrug:

(Damn weirdo. :P)

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I did not post in a shameful attempt to troll for approval.

I asked a question. :silly:

[dolo amber]

12. You just want me to say cucumber

:eyes:

I swear Hedges, you're so transparent... :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Hardly.

I seek some imagination and creativity. :eyes:

[dolo amber]

16. It's good to want things.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Hm. I suppose I've reached the brown, shriveled shoot in the middle, eh?

:(

[jswordy]

10. Rutabaga!

Why? Cuz she doesn't EVER look here. LOL.

[XNASA]

13. A sweet potato.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. Your explanation makes me feel better...

I thought you were going to say that you cried when you cut here into small pieces...

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. That too.

Welcome to the home of Jeffrey Dahmer!


Hey, wait... YOUR name is Jeff! :o

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

21. I never thought about that...

But I think the first one is dead, so now it's my franchise.

Pass the ketchup.

[Zuni]

24. you are "Jeff in Milwaukee"

if i didn't know better :silly:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

25. Some of us just don't care for bratwurst...

So I ask you, what's the logical alternative?

[Burma Jones]

19. Passion Fruit

Man, I love working at home :evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. She's like broccoli.

I like to dipe her in Ranch dressing, eat the top of her and throw her stem in the trash,.

[billyskank]

23. And Bush senior doesn't like her!

:D

[billyskank]

22. Mine is a delicious brussel sprout.

Work that one out. :P