Choose your violent death

[yvr girl]

No leaving this mortal coil in your sleep.

How do you choose to die?

[trotsky]

1. Hmm, from that list I'll take the fall without a parachute.

A little bit of time to pretend I'm flying like Superman, followed by a nearly instant splattering death. Not as much pain as the rest of those.

[Trigger Hippie]

3. I'll have to go with the

sans parachute route as well.

:hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Me too, but get me a warm coat first

The air where the jets fly is about -50F. Combined with an effective wind of 700 MPH, that's one wicked wind chill.

--p!

[Ryano42]

12. This One is So Easy...

Ritually schtupped to death by Amazon warrior princesses. :9

MMMM.

I have always worried about taking a puck to my mask and dying from it... :hide:

[VelmaD]

2. Hail of gunfire, baybee

I plan on taking several of the bastards out with me too when the revoluation comes. :evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

5. "By a method worthy of a Bond Villian"

Because they would tell me their plans and I would be able to use the knife they carelessly left on the table to get away.

[NewJeffCT]

8. No, Mr. kick-ass-bob, I expect you to die

one of the great villain lines in a movie.

[johnnie]

6. Is dying in my sleep

Violent enough?

[Spacemom]

7. I voted Drowning

I've read that once you get past the intial panic, it's actually pretty peaceful.

Not that I want to test that theory. :scared:

[LynzM]

11. That thought petrifies me

Gah. No. Way. Makes me panicky to even think about it! But to each his (or her) own!

I'd choose the 'chute. Time to enjoy the scenery, TONS of adrenaline, and a quick death.

[NoPasaran]

9. Hail of gunfire

But I'm thinking more Butch and Sundance

[progmom]

10. off the cliff, thelma and louise style

i actually have a recurring nightmare about that. :scared:
but remind me not to go on a road trip with you!

[Dukkha]

13. Suicide Bomb

:nuke:

[jswordy]

15. KEWL! You the bomber, or a victim? n/t

[jswordy]

14. Shot in the temple in a hostage crisis.

*shrug*

What can I say? I should NOT have tried to get the gun from him.

[terrya]

16. Being sucked into the void of outer space.

I think of the scene in "2001" where HAL severs Poole's lifeline and Poole is sucked into space. It wouldn't be a pleasant death...but it would be a cool way to die.

[yvr girl]

19. definite cool points

[CanuckAmok]

21. Oh, sure, everybody blames HAL.

Poole wouldn't have even been on the ship if not for the Military Industrial Complex.

[kclown]

17. Hot stake or cold chop?

"Would you rather be burned at the stake, or have your
head chopped off?"

Moe:"I guess I'll have my head chopped off."

Larry: "Me, too."

Curly: "Not me. I'd rather be burned at the stake."

"Why?"

Curly: "Everybody knows a hot stake is better than a cold
chop."

[redqueen]

18. Electrocution

with a 10,000 volt... um... "massager".

[xmas74]

20. I like surprises.

Sometimes.