Cast your superheros here

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Only those who haven't yet been casted in the current wave of superhero movies. Feel free to add the ones I left out.

Iron Man - Timothy Dalton
Flash - Guy Pearce
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) - Bill Campbell
Green Lantern (John Stewart) - Jamie Foxx
Green Lantern (Guy Gardner) - Jake Busey*
Namor the Sub-Mariner - Jet Li
Wonder Woman - Angelina Jolie
Captain America - Matthew McConaughey
Thor - Dolph Lundgren (with Bill Pullman as Don Blake)

Your picks?

*_{Thanks to swimmernsecretsea for IDing that one}

[StopTheMorans]

1. Mighty Mouse- Bono

[swimmernsecretsea]

2. ROTFLMAO! That is so funny!

and quite the eye for casting.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Dr Strange - Jeffery Combs

[WeRQ4U]

4. Aqua Man (Micheal Phelps) - or the guy from "The Hills have eyes"

Silver Surfer - Sting (As he was in Dune)
Hong Kong Fui - Sam Elliot

[swimmernsecretsea]

5. Here's some obscure ones

Lucy Lawless - She Hulk
Jessica Alba - Dazzler

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Jessica Alba is the Invisible Woman in the FF movie (nt)

[swimmernsecretsea]

11. And she looks very good in the previews.

Seeing as this is all hypothetical, I thought she'd do ok in another fantasy casting scenario. If not her, then how about that other actress from Sin City, the one who played Goldie? Jaime King?

[StopTheMorans]

7. Jesus-Bono

[LastKnight]

9. he'd have to lose the sunglasses...

but otherwise it would work... i think.

they already got similar ideology...

-LK

[slackmaster]

8. PolitenessMan - Steven Seagal

I want to see him klonk some bad guy over the head with the Iron Hankie for failing to bring flowers when he breaks into a woman's apartment intending to rape her.

[LastKnight]

10. Russel Crowe - Phone man of JUSTICE!

*ducks a storm of flying telephones*

[jobycom]

12. Sean Bean would be a good Thor.

[NewJeffCT]

13. I will have to think on this one

And get back to you. I can't come up with a good Wonder Woman yet.

[swimmernsecretsea]

14. Jake Busey

"the guy who plays the suicidal bomber in Contact - the freaky New Age preacher - I forget his name"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Watchmen

Rorschach - Cristopher Walken
Nite Owl - Russel Crowe
Silk Spectre - Carrie-Ann Moss
The Comedian - Bruce Willis
Ozymandias - Michael Douglas

[mondo joe]

16. Steve Trevor = Brad Pitt; Captain America = Brad Pitt;

But there are other actors too!

Russell Crowe = Thor
Oliver Platt = Bouncing Boy

[NewJeffCT]

17. I was thinking PItt for Capt. America, too

Steve Trevor would be George Clooney.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Excellent choice for Steve Trevor

But I think McConaughey has more of the "boy scout" look than Pitt.

[mondo joe]

19. I think McConaughey looks too small dicked to be a super hero.

Maybe he could bbe sub mariner, with the shrinkage and all.

[NewJeffCT]

20. Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman

nice attractive brunette & a good actress.

[hyphenate]

21. Matt Frewer as Elastic Man eom

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. I like you choice of Angelina for Wonder Woman....

I can't think of anyone more appropriate!

[NewJeffCT]

23. Iron Man - Bruce "Army of Darkness" Campbell

has the look of the comic-book Tony Stark.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Flaming Carrot - Tommy Lee Jones; Reid Fleming - George Carlin

[mondo joe]

25. Naomi Campbell - Shadow Lass; Wynona Ryder - Shrinking Violet

Russell Crowe - Ultra Boy
Jennifer Connelly - Phantom Girl
Oliver Platt - Bouncing Boy
Uma Thurman - Saturn Girl
Milla Jovovich - Lightning Lass


And of course Brad Pitt - Element Lad

in the Adult Legion of Super Heroes

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold:

Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler.

[mondo joe]

27. If Stiller is Beetle I'd figure Owen Wilson for Booster.