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Thu Jun-09-05 03:11 PM
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Headlines we'd like to see. June 9th, 2005. (Nudist Edition) |
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:24 PM by Prag
I know "skip fox" usually does this. But, it's been awhile and I miss them.
"Italian Speaking Nudist Striper Lactivists Protest at Local Eatery."
(Edit: Needed to sex up the headline a mite.)
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:13 PM
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1. Bono and the Edge injure selves while simultaneously trying to look |
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in mirror at same time; Bono's vocal cords strained. Upcoming tour in doubt.
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Hugin
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:20 PM
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2. "Italian Speaking Lactavists Storm Fried Chicken Restaurant." |
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:21 PM
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3. WH Asks CIA to Convert Downing Street Minutes to Hours |
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Scott McCllean says "the President is committed to lower numbers."
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:22 PM
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:27 PM
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5. O'Reilly Loofahs Eleven Lithuanian Lactavists |
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:37 PM by MindPilot
Exclusive interview with Spongebob
More ummpf you say?
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:31 PM
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:27 PM
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6. "Body Parts Fall From Plane Into Crowded Nudist Colony." |
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:33 PM
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8. Rush Limbaugh Injured in Nude Twister Altercation |
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Dozens of onlookers blinded.
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:35 PM
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That's it!
(That's also kind've gross... eeww!)
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Thu Jun-09-05 03:36 PM
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10. Bush discovers his third leg |
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:36 PM by DrDebug
Calls off the Iraq war and wants to spend the rest of his term playing with himself.
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