Do you pick your nose while you're driving?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I saw someone today with their finger up his nose today sitting at a green light. Yes, I know I said green. He went as I passed him, and then, I saw him put his finger in his mouth. I was wondering if anyone here at DU was this gross and this stupid. Are you one of those people who prefers picking their nose to, say getting home from work after a long day?

[stevedeshazer]

1. Believe it or not,

I know someone who was caught picking her nose while running a red light camera.

The judge laughed so hard at the resulting picture and let her off because she admitted it and had an otherwise clean driving record.

Jill, if you're reading, your secret is safe with me!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. That's hilarious.

God, I'd have been mortified.
Duckie

[stevedeshazer]

5. She was,

yet admitted it, which was a positive character reference as far as I'm concerned.

sd

[Spinzonner]

3. Why do you think God put the nose and mouth so close together ?

You're messing with the divine plan !

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Have you noticed that your nostil is as big around as your finger?

More of the divine plan!
LOL
Duckie

[Spinzonner]

7. Clearly the proof of the validity of Creationism

[Old_Fart]

6. You shouldn't pick and drive

I know a woman that was picking her nose and got into a fender bender. Her long fake fingernail punctured her nose cavity and done some major damage. That's why you shouldn't pick and drive :)

[liberal N proud]

8. College Psych Professor once said that people either pick their nose

or masturbate while driving alone.

Which one is your crime?

That is the one thing that stuck with me from psychology!