Funniest product name I've seen in quite a while.

[Archae]

This cracked me up.

Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce will make sure no enema is needed. This is the elixir of capsaicin extremus.

http://www.peppers.com/itemdetails.cfm?id=2235

[Lucky Luciano]

1. There is a great hout sauce store in the

Farmer's Market at 3rd and Fairfax in Los Angeles. They have a bunch of hot sauces with crazy names like that! I usually take visitors from out of town to the Farmer's Market and usually stroll into taht store to look at some of the names.