If a Democrat lies...

[MrScorpio]

And we know that it's a lie, we'll say, "Wait a fucking minute! That's not right", and proceed to bitchslap said liar. Then we'll tell the Dem to get it straight the next time. Unless, of course, his name is Zell Miller. Then he'll always be toast.

If a Republican lies, the repubs will declare their undying love and support and then proceed to line up to kiss his ass. Then they kiss his ass some more.

Bankrupt the country? Kiss his ass.

Is he getting kicked out of office? They kiss his ass.

Did he resign disgracefully and in now lying dead in his grave? Kiss his ass, they will.

Why are Republicans always willing to kiss ass?

They say that they blame all their problems on Democrats, the media or disloyalty.




If a Democrat tells the truth, we'll say, "More power. Keep it up."

If a Republican tells the truth, it's part of a plea agreement.

And other Repubs will of course say that he's lying.