EEEK, it is summer and I have Fish Belly White (tm) Legs

[KitchenWitch]

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[leftofthedial]

1. me too

and I've been wearing shorts for weeks already

I think I'm pigment-challenged.


Not that it has anything substantive to do with your post, but did you ever hear this song by the Ass Ponys?

LITTLE BASTARD

Little Bastard
All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank top shirt

When his Grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, “Put that down,
You’re gonna get hurt.”

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, “Don’t call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake.”

Little Bastard
Has a re-occurring dream
That he’s a pirate
On a sea of snakes

And when the waves come
You can listen to him scream
As the tide runs
Down his leg

[KitchenWitch]

2. No, have not heard the song

Funny lyrics LOL

[Robeson]

3. Self tanner. Spray or lotion.....

...give yourself that "fresh tanned you go girl look" in a matter of hours!...:D

[KitchenWitch]

4. I do not want to be orange though!

[Robeson]

5. There are better ones out there nowadays!....

...You'd be surprised. And just think, you wouldn't have to lay out to catch a dose of melanoma!

[KitchenWitch]

7. no doubt

One of my grandmothers (whom I never got to meet because she was dead 3 years before I was born) died of melanoma.

[last_texas_dem]

6. My legs are perpetually fish belly white

They're hairy enough, though, that it's not too noticeable.

I've learned to appreciate their paleness, 'cause I don't think they could get anywhere near tan even if I tried.

[khashka]

8. Pale white hairy legs?

I want pix!

Kinda my thing, ya know.

Khash.

[Robeson]

9. Maybe he could PM you those pics.....

...I'm not sure the rest of us want to go there....:silly:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Well said Robeson

:rofl:

[khashka]

11. Fine by me

I can sit in my dank dark lair, all alone, obsessively rubbing my hands together, slobbering and chuckling madly while perusing his pix through a microscope.

Normal afternoon for me.


Khash.

[Robeson]

12. LOL.....

Khash,

You gotta get out, guy. Get out there and look at the sky, breath the air, and smell some roses. For Jove's sake, get out of that lair...:rofl:

[last_texas_dem]

13. Sorry

I don't know that there are any bare-legged pics of me online.

Too provocative and all, you know... lol

[Kenneth ken]

14. it's not actually summer until the 21st

so you still have 11 days to either get tan, or start a Fish Belly White (tm) Legs fad or reconcile yourself to not being hip and self-destructive.

:)

[izzie]

15. See wearing those long loose robes like the Arabs is smart.

Live 7000 years in a very hot country and you learn how to dress.

[In_The_Wind]

16. that sounds like the back of my legs

I think I'm going to have that problem all summer long this year:eyes: