I'm bored and drunk, tell me anything

[khashka]

It's now in your hands kids....


Khash.

[Robeson]

1. OK.....

...the Three Faces of Eve is currently playing on AMC. You did say to tell you anything, so there you go....

[khashka]

6. Damn it!

I knew I had something better to do!

Khash.

[MissHoneychurch]

2. my tea got cold

because I had to help two customers.

[xmas74]

3. I know a guy in KS who wants to meet a man w/ such a low

purity score.
He said that he needs to be taught.

[khashka]

7. Then I'm his man

I can corrupt anyone. But I thought you wanted me to help you lower yours and now you're pawning me off to some guy in KS?

I thought we were gonna spend the summer together making hot sweaty semi-naked men build temples to us then spend the winter making them keep us warm. But, but, but you would throw that away and make me take a teaching position? I thought you loved me :(

Khash.

[xmas74]

10. I do love you and I am planning our lives together.

He just said that he wanted to watch and maybe learn something from his master-you.
Baby, I would never pawn you off, especially when there are sweaty, semi-naked men building us temples. I just hope that they can be hairy, sweaty, semi-naked men.

*likes body hair on men*

[Dover]

4. ...

:P oops....that didn't come out right.

[tjwmason]

5. You're a very charming man

Will that do?

[khashka]

8. It would do

if it included pix. OK. I'll compromise. I will give up demanding pix of you in underwear (temporarily) if you repost the pic of you in that suit with waistcoat where you look like a debauched Edwardian gentleman. My English rose.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

9. Debauched - moi?

I take it this is the picture you mean.



You should know how difficult it is to resist you, you know.

[In_The_Wind]

11. it's morning already but there's an owl still hooting outside my window

the sun is up :shrug: what's going on with that silly owl

[Mr.Green93]

12. Call Bill

he can help.