If neocons were magazines, which ones would they be?

[Crankie Avalon]

George W. Bush...Boy's Life

For trying so hard to project masculinity and always ending up being merely juvenile.

Karl Rove...Psychology Today

Because he's the undisputed master of appealing to the very worst in people.

Laura Bush...Reader's Digest

For obvious reasons.

Ann Coulter...Penthouse

For wanting to be seen as witty, clever, and risque yet "classy," but still being just a tawdry skin rag.

Rush Limbaugh...The Old Farmer's Almanac

For being such a disgusting pig.

G. Gordon Liddy...Soldier of Fortune

Because he can kill you in 80 different ways...62 of them involving long exposure to the idiocy of his words.



Anyone else? Feel free to keep using the names of the people above or add new ones.

[Joe_VB]

1. The GOP......MAD Magazine (nuff said)...