When non-clowns see german clown porn - Democratic Underground

Taverner

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:17 AM
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When non-clowns see german clown porn

Most of them feel icky and blurt out explitives like "achtung!" or "mein leiber!" or "Gut Godt!"

And then stroll away saying "I zee nothING!"

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:19 AM
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1. What is with all the clown porn references?

Who made it up? 'Cause that's one sick fucker right there... :P

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:20 AM
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2. Not just clown porn but GERMAN clown porn

Marrying two of the most disturbing visuals into one beautifully orchestrated whatthefuck.

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:32 AM
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22. And what's with Germans being stereotyped that way?

Edited on Fri Jun-10-05 10:32 AM by redqueen

That is bad and wrong and even more bad.

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:35 AM
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25. It's not Germans per se...

it's some of the truly twisted porn that gets produced in Germany. :scared:

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:37 AM
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27. Just kiddin around...

Part of me wants to know what you're talking about... part thinks it's maybe better I don't know.

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short bus president

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:21 AM
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4. You know it, babe!

I blame Velma. Just 'cuz I can.

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:21 AM
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6. Hey... I didn't request it...

it just showed up in my mail. I wonder who sent it? *whistles tunelessly and stares at short bus*

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short bus president

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:29 AM
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15. I MADE A MEME!!!

I'm just ever-so-proud...

:P

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:30 AM
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17. I still can't believe...

you never noticed the makeup and circus music. When it comes to porn boys can be very focused. :)

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:30 AM
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18. Pleeeeeeeease tell me you're joking.

And if not... please forward it to me. :evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:32 AM
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21. Can't forward it...

I only have a dvd copy and no burner. You'll have to work out a trade with short bus. :evilgrin:

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:33 AM
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23. Ah thanks...

So you got it from him, then?

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:34 AM
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24. It's a long story...

and you kinda had to be there.

It's amazing what people will do for me when I offer to send them homemade cookies. :)

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:38 AM
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28. What kinda cookies?

I haven't baked since our two week spring ended.

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:40 AM
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32. I think he got chocolate chip...

Edited on Fri Jun-10-05 10:43 AM by VelmaD

and maybe M&M cookies in return. But I just got a new recipe for chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips...very yummy. :)

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short bus president

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:37 AM
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26. she's holding out on ya, red

and NO - SHE DID NOT GET IT FROM ME. I DID NOT HAVE GERMAN CLOWN PORN RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN, MIZ VELMA!!!

:p

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:39 AM
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31. Well there ya go...

that's as good as an admission, innit?

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sundog

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:20 AM
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3. hahahaha

:spank:

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SarahB

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:21 AM
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5. You freak me out man.

Kinky mofo. :P

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Moochy

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:22 AM
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7. Clown Porn?

I think that german clown porn fills the cockles of german clowns hearts with joy and other bodily fluids.

Who can forget 1962' classic dark masterpiece of dirty clown sex Der Klownenpornenbeschriftgepoken ?

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:22 AM
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8. Oh...you liked it...

admit it. ;)

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sundog

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:23 AM
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9. are you terrorizing that poor boy with that thing

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:24 AM
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10. My eyes! My eyes!

Oh sweet jesus my eyes! You can't unthink a thought!

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sundog

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:24 AM
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11. bwhahaha

:rofl:

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:25 AM
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12. He had a choice...

Edited on Fri Jun-10-05 10:27 AM by VelmaD

He coulda said no. I'm all about consent.

Plus if I had to suffer the unexpected clown porn I'm gonna share the pain.

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sundog

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:27 AM
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13. true...

why suffer alone :P

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:30 AM
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16. She made me do it!

I had to sit and watch german clown porn! I wanted to watch Star Wars but she wouldn't let me!

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VelmaD

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:31 AM
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19. Were you tied to the chair?

I don't think so. :P

But only because you didn't ask nicely. ;)

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peekaloo

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:27 AM
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14. goddam strudel noodlers!

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Cyndee_Lou_Who

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:31 AM
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20. It's like the Fight Club. We should not TALK about the German Clown Porn!

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deutsey

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:38 AM
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29. I prefer porn with German nihilists in it

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DS1

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:38 AM
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30. Ich habe nein FaustBumst!

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:45 AM
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34. Ausgezeichnet!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Deep13

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Fri Jun-10-05 10:41 AM
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33. They become confused ...

... by the expressionism and harsh lighting.

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