Blue-Jay
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Fri Jun-10-05 10:58 AM
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. |
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That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
-Jack Handey
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:01 AM
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2. If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? |
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Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason. - Jack Handey
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I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.~Jack Handey
Loved the Deep Thoughts!!!
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:03 AM
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5. I can picture in my mind a world without war, |
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a world without hate. And I can picture attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. --JH
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:07 AM
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Walk A Mile In My Shoes
If I could be you, if you could be me For just one hour, if we could find a way To get inside each other's mind If you could see you through my eyes Instead your own ego I believe you'd be I believe you'd be surprised to see That you've been blind Walk a mile in my shoes just walk a mile in my shoes Before you abuse, criticize and accuse Then walk a mile in my shoes Now if we spend the day Throwin' stones at one another 'Cause I don't think, 'cause I don't think Or wear my hair the same way you do Well, I may be common people But I'm your brother And when you strike out You're tryin' to hurt me It's hurtin' you, Lord how mercy Now there are people on reservations And out in the ghetto And brother there, but, for the grace of God Go you and I, If I only had wings of a little angel Don't you know, I'd fly To the top of a mountain And then I'd cry, cry, cry
Someone's gotta hold down the Elvis fort around here anyway. :P
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Blue-Jay
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:09 AM
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7. Please keep Elvis out of the Jack Handey thread. |
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I'm not gonna warn you again.
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:14 AM
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Forrest has disappeared again..lol.
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:19 AM
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12. He has lousy internet access. |
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I hear from him from time to time though. He's doing well (well, better anyway). :)
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:21 AM
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I haven't talked to him in a few weeks. If you see him, tell him I said "hello".
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:26 AM
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:12 AM
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8. If you ever fall from the Sears Tower... |
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Just go limp, and maybe someone will try to catch you, because hey, free dummy.
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:17 AM
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10. I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning... |
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...and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:18 AM
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11. It takes a big man to cry... |
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But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handley
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:21 AM
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14. If I lived back in the wild west days... |
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...instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like ‘Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!’ and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, ‘That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.’ Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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