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Fri Jun-10-05 11:38 AM
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Who thinks Groucho Marx was right? |
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:41 AM
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1. Groucho was always right. |
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:47 AM
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:49 AM
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3. "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." |
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:10 PM
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5. I'd like to join a club and beat you over the head with it... |
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I always liked that line.
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Fri Jun-10-05 11:52 AM
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4. "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music" |
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:14 PM
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6. "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce" |
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Faultless reasoning there.
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:17 PM
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8. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:16 PM
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7. Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana |
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:46 PM
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9. "whatever it is I'm against it!" |
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Groucho was a very intelligent man. Would've gone into medicine if his mother hadn't made him quit school in the sixth grade and go into show biz instead...
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:52 PM
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11. Harpo was a part of the Algonquin Round Table |
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He never got past the second grade. The whole family was on the road in Vaudeville.
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:48 PM
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10. Woman: "I'm having dinner in my apartment. Would you like to join me?" |
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Marx: "Why, are you falling apart???"
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