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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:38 AM
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Who thinks Groucho Marx was right?
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:41 AM
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1. Groucho was always right.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:47 AM
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2. About everything
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Trigger Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:49 AM
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3. "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member."
He got dat right.

:hi:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:10 PM
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5. I'd like to join a club and beat you over the head with it...
I always liked that line.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:52 AM
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4. "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music"
Spot on!

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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:14 PM
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6. "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce"
Faultless reasoning there.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:17 PM
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8. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:16 PM
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7. Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:46 PM
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9. "whatever it is I'm against it!"
Groucho was a very intelligent man. Would've gone into medicine if his mother hadn't made him quit school in the sixth grade and go into show biz instead...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:52 PM
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11. Harpo was a part of the Algonquin Round Table
He never got past the second grade. The whole family was on the road in Vaudeville.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:48 PM
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10. Woman: "I'm having dinner in my apartment. Would you like to join me?"
Marx: "Why, are you falling apart???"
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