Who thinks Groucho Marx was right ?

[4morewars]

[lenidog]

1. Of course he was always right

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Groucho Marx

[deutsey]

2. I could dance with you until the cows come home

On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

[mark11727]

3. "I've never been so insulted in my whole life...!"

"Well, it's early yet."

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"Did he say that you have beautiful eyes?"
"Why yes, he did."
"Said that that to me too... says it to everyone he meets!"

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(to movie audience) "We HAVE to be here, but there's no reason you folks can't wait in the lobby until this thing blows over."

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[ProfessorGAC]

4. I Am His Doppelganger

So, i have to agree with him.
The Professor

[mac56]

5. "Pick a card."

"A card? What'll I do with a card?"
"You can keep it. I've got fifty-one left. Now what were you saying?"

[ikri]

6. If he wasn't right, he was close

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies" - Groucho Marx

[Terran]

7. "Religion is the opiate of the masses."

Right on! Oh, wrong guy? Sorry...

[4morewars]

10. LOL, That was Karl Marx !

I think there's another copycat thread for him !

[Terran]

11. Moral:

Don't ever post in the Lounge before checking for copycat threads.

[MN ChimpH8R]

8. "I hope you don't mind

if I slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

"Remember, men, we're fighting for this woman's honor - and that's more than she's ever done."

and Groucho's ultimate 50-megaton zinger:

On You Bet Your Life, Groucho had as a contestant a housewife who said she had eleven children. Groucho said, "Eleven? That many?" She blushed, and said, "Well, I love my husband." Groucho came back with, "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

9. say the secret woid and win a hundred dollars