I Love The Word "Fuck"

[Beetwasher]

I just fuckin' love the word "fuck". It's a great fuckin' emphasis word. Anyone got a fuckin' problem w/ that?

[matcom]

1. fuck no!

[truebrit71]

4. Me fucking neither! Keep fucking rocking on man!

Fuckin-A!!!

[edbermac]

2. Feck off!

[matcom]

5. no no no

your doing it wrong. turn your mouth DOWN a little when you say it. your smiling a little. don't do that.

uuuuuuuuu

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Fucking right fucking there with you!

[BroadwayBrat]

6. No Fucking Way man...

no fucking problem :)

[MrScorpio]

7. It's the most versatile

In regards to flexible use of language, fuck is probably the most versatile word in the whole English language.

It can be used in many different ways.
• Noun: I don’t give a fuck.
• Adjective: Jennifer is organizing the fucking event.
• Verb: Don’t fuck it up.
• Transitive verb: Paul fucked Jennifer.
• Intransitive verb: Jennifer fucks.
• Part of an adverb: Jennifer organizes too fucking much.
• Adverb enhancing an adjective: Jennifer is fucking amazing.
• Part of a word: Fanfuckingtastic! Absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible!

It can even be used as almost every word in a sentence, (although that's not advised).

i.e. Fuck it, fucking fuckups, fuck the fucking fuckers.

Here are some examples of how the word fuck can be used.
• Aggression: Don’t fuck with me.
• Amazement: Infuckingcredible!
• Assurance: Absofuckinglutely.
• Difficulty: I'm having a fuck of a time with this.
• Disagreement: Fuck you!
• Dismay: Fuck it.
• Dismissal: Fuck off.
• Fraud: I got fucked on that deal.
• Incompetence: What a fuckup.
• Inquiry: What the fuck?
• Pleasure: Fanfuckingtastic!
• Satisfaction: Fucking "A" man!
• Trouble: Now I'm fucked.

When you realize the versatility of this fantastic word, say it with pride. It will immediately reveal the quality of your character and the flexibility of your language skills. ;-)

[DrDebug]

13. You, fucker. You fucking beat me to the fucking post. Fuck!!! n/t

[Beetwasher]

14. Probably The Best Sentence Ever Created:

"Fuck it, fucking fuckups, fuck the fucking fuckers."

Great fucking post! :thumbsup:

[DrDebug]

8. Fuck according to Monty Python

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

[jandrok]

9. What are you, some kinda fuckin' sailor?

Wash your fuckin' mouth out, ya fuckin' foul-mouthed bastich.

[Madrone]

10. My favorite word.

Right above goddamnit!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. Let's see what Microsoft Encarta has to say about this.

fuck

fuck (fuk)
v (past fucked, past participle fucked, present participle fuck·ing, 3rd person present singular fucks) (taboo)
1. vti a taboo term meaning to have sexual intercourse, or have sexual intercourse with a specified person
2. vt a taboo term used like a command, often followed by another word, to express anger, contempt, or rejection
3. vt a taboo term meaning to ruin, botch, or destroy something
4. vt a taboo term meaning to treat somebody unjustly or harshly

n (taboo)
1. a taboo term for an act of sexual intercourse
2. a taboo term for somebody considered as a sexual partner of a particular quality
3. a taboo term for a person, usually of a specified nature
4. a taboo term for something of little or no value

interj
a taboo term used without a following word to express exasperation, fear, or surprise or to add emphasis (taboo)

(Early 16th century. Origin uncertain: perhaps from a Scandinavian source, in which case the underlying sense might be “to beat, bang.”)
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2004. © 1993-2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

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[terrya]

12. Fuckin' A!

I like that word, also. And it's a perfectly good word. Sometimes, things aren't just "screwed up". They're fucked up, dammit.

[aeolian]

15. Fuck the fucking fuckers!

Every fucking word in a fucking sentance can fucking be fucking fuck!

FUCK!

[stellanoir]

16. yeah but like I say to the kids. . .

"what if using that word in a derrogatory sense might just wreck your sex life. . .?"

Then they started saying, "oh the most versatile word in the English language. . .you!!!"

Pretty funny. They won't get detention for that.

[luvLLB]

17. where the hell did you learn to fucking talk like that?

[aeolian]

18. GYWO fuck catharsis

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

19. No, no problem with it, but

it loses some of that great emphasis when it's overused.

People who have known me for years know I use "fuck" sparingly. Some of them still pretend to be shocked when I do. They know for certain, though, that if I use it, I mean it.

[bigwillq]

20. I like "Motherfucker" better!

:hi:

[Swede]

21. Who can argue with that?

Havn't seen you lately bro.

[sundog]

22. wash your fuckin mouth out