sisk sisk sisk scrape scrape sisk sisk matcom and I are starting a new

[DS1]

life together. sisk sisk sniff scrape scrape scrape

We've decided that as true pacifists, we're shunning all technologies sisk invented and/or scrape perfected by empires or otherwise Imperial countries/races/genders/states or any other unlisted non-governmental sisk organizations.

From approximately 753 sisk sisk scrape BC through 305 AD, the Roman empire rose and fell, crushing the will and spirit of those who stood before it. It is these cruel acts which has led us to reconsider the usage, and glorification of, Ancient Rome's technologies. scrape scrape sisk This is why from this day forth, our toilets have sisk sisk been padlocked, and we are living by the code of the catbox. sisk

Ours is not an easy decision to make, but we have worked together to come up with sisk scrape scrape scrape a reasoned response to the inevitable mocking of our lifestyle from the poopyheaded meanypants who plague this most beloved messageboards of ours.

Our response is as follows.

We shall go on to the end, we shall sisk in France, we shall scrape on the seas and oceans, we shall bury our poo with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our manbox, whatever the cost may be, we shall scrape on the beaches, we shall scrape on the landing grounds, we shall sisk in the fields and in the streets, we shall scrape in the hills; we shall never flush water, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this manbox or a large part of it were filled and uncleaned, then our Taco Bell beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the verbal taunting of matcom and DS1, would carry on the scraping, until, in God's good time, the rest of the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the manbox and the liberation of the old Roman traditions.

As you read this announcement, know that we may be pooping, scraping, or refueling our desire to give more litter reason to exist. Know this! For our forefathers who did come before us left us specific instructions. And that is to never shit where you sleep. And I tell you, our friends, that I am nooooo-where near my pillow.

[matcom]

1. my manbox is a little itchy

can you sisk sisk sisk it for me love?

oh and....

my diaper is a little tight. FORM OF??? 'adjust' mode

:D

:thumbsup:

oh and on edit: i think my glands need a squeezin'

[matcom]

2. P.S.

are horsey's allowed?

i like my horsey. its pretty.

[DS1]

6. You can have a horsey

Just not in the manbox. We wouldn't want any germs to spread - we're hygenic now. Remember that your high-colonic is at 7 pm tonight.

[DS1]

3. Are you scared?

Do your anal glands need some pressure baby? I've set out a mat near your blankie

[matcom]

5. yes

my nappie is soiled

[DS1]

7. there there

did the mean posters pity you until you squirted all over the rim of the box? It looks like it. I'll gather some leaves and wipe it clean, ok?

[matcom]

8. ok.

will they EVER accept us? i sure hope they don't point at our manbox and laugh.

that would be mean :cry:

[DS1]

9. I've ordered stencilling set

After we airbrush some hotrod flames on the side, the Discovery Channel will be all over us. I hope you don't mind pooping on camera.

[NoSheep]

10. Pimp my manbox?

:popcorn:

[DS1]

12. Chip Foose ain't got nuthin on MY box!

Punk

[matcom]

11. not at all!

i can even do it impersonating Tom Cruise!

[DS1]

13. Oooh, such contrast

All those pearly whites offset by a big pile of brown - or black if you've been drinking again.

[Zuni]

4. Now this is a truly brilliant idea

I applaud your efforts

[DS1]

14. What? Do I actually have to add a sarcasm tag to this?

:eyes:

[matcom]

15. hey. they didn't CLAIM to ever be smart!

just "compassionate" :eyes:

[DS1]

16. I think your insecurity is showing

I pity you. I really do.

[matcom]

18. clean my manbox you fucker

:grr:

[DS1]

19. Bitch! I'll dump that fucking manbox over you while you sleep! Fucker!

And don't you ever GO there, girlfriend!

[matcom]

21. i'll tell YOU who to fucking "esso"

your manbox is decorated with "My Little Pony" and your binkie is FILTHY!

[DS1]

22. DON'T YOU TOUCH MY ESSO!

[NoSheep]

17. Nominated. Sorry. This is some good shit.

:blush:

[sundog]

20. manbox is a nice word

[DS1]

23. Got a nice.. 'ring' to it, doesn't it?

mmmm, box

mmmm, man

mmmm, poo

mmmm, manbox

mmmm, sisk

[sundog]

32. well, much kinder & gentler than

scatty litter box

[DS1]

34. Don't knock it till you tried it

Toilet-enabler!

[sundog]

36. so does that mean you are also eschewing any sort of odoriferous pebbleage

being all anti-technology & all

[DS1]

40. It's selective, and that selectiveness is an art and science

Now, the Romans might have thought about computing, but they never considered 32-bit binary processors running at more than a million cycles per second, so computers are ok. Toilets? Not so much. Toilets are a strictly Roman/Imperial idea, and they are therefore shunned by matcom and I.

In fact, we're forming a new poster. 1com. Be on the lookout.

[DS1]

24. HA!!! Who said a catbox thread would never make it to the greatest page

It's all about STYYYYLE!

[matcom]

25. NO SHIT???

*running to see*

[matcom]

26. IT IS!!! IT IS!!!

:bounce:

[DS1]

30. The PEOPLE have accepted our decision

You may scrape at will, knowing you have the full support of over 60 thousand like-minded people.

In fact, from the PMs I'm getting, I think we might need to expand. Into Gillette Stadium.

[DS1]

27. Would I lie to you? Baby?

[NoSheep]

28. whenyougotityougotit

:shrug:

[matcom]

29. no. except

when you told me Santa wasn't real :cry:

[DS1]

31. And how would Santa deliver a good old tied-up assfucking?

Really, I had to lie. I am Santa, Santa is me.

[SOteric]

33. I'll start a Paypal collection site.

After some of your chili and matcom's barbeque, y'all are going to need a metric fuckload of the extra absorbing, industrial strength odor control litter.

Hold back on the granola until the first truckload arrives.

[DS1]

35. Oh there you go again

someone stumbling across your posts might get the idea that you're some sort of multi-lingual genius chef with a handful of degrees, or something.

[matcom]

37. bet she wears a pink diaper and

sucks on a binkie

:D

[DS1]

38. If she did that, why the hell would I be so attracted to YOU?

Damn, you're cute in diapers and all, but you sure is one stupid mofo :eyes:

[matcom]

39. its my bonnet

it completes me

[DS1]

41. erm no

I complete you, 1com

[SOteric]

42. Not to worry.

There isn't much evidence to support the conclusion that anyone is in danger of stumbling across my posts.

:hi:

[DS1]

43. aww

:hug:

I love you

[geniph]

44. I've heard Haldol helps in these kinds of cases...

...really, guys, give it a shot.

;-)

[LeftCoast]

45. How about some thorazine?

[yewberry]

46. sisk scrape

(must not allow this to pass without the left coast evening crowd seeing it)

[BikeWriter]

47. WTF? I'm bombed out of my fuck'n gourd. If both of you are my Sons...

this is incest, if one of you is my Son this will not produce offspring, if neither of you are my Son... have fun, you two! :toast:

[NoSheep]

48. Back and kickin.....don't break any ribs laughing your ass off!

:+

[DS1]

49. I'd rather boil ribs anyway

besides, my best stuff just gets deleted anyway :hurts:

[matcom]

50. heathen

:grr:

[DS1]

51. scrape

mmm that felt good


better than the 5 nominations

Churchill wept :hurts: