I am EVIL!! Just called the Army Recruiting office in town and told

[sinkingfeeling]

them I knew where there were 20,000 potential recruits! The guy says, "Where?". And I say, 20,000, all male, 90% Republican/Bush supporters are on the campus of the university tonight and tomorrow for the Promise Keepers ...go get them! He says, "Thanks, for the tip".

I'd forgotten about it until I left my office and found my parking lot covered with Baptist Church buses and hundreds of white guys walking to the stadium.

[all.of.me]

1. bwahahahhahahaha! good one! n/t

[Shoeempress]

2. LMAO. Good work.

[Debbi801]

3. rofl

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

:applause:

[babylonsister]

4. Oh, you do-gooder you!

I LOVE IT!! :toast:

[yorgatron]

5. hahahahahaha!

practice what you preach,you fucking hypocrites! :evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

6. LOL. I was tempted to refer them to a KU College Rethug meeting

But never did during the school year.

[cornermouse]

27. Next year's to-do-list?

[ComerPerro]

28. Oh, of course

[LynneSin]

7. Seriously, these dumbasses need to either enlist

or take their fucking-ass yellow magnets off their cars

[havocmom]

10. Something for you, my dear!

[driver8]

39. I want that!!! Excellent!!

[havocmom]

42. Just have ta go to that site and whip one up, pay for it and have 'em send

it to you. It's a fun place to let your :evilgrin: out to play!

http://www.supportourribbons.com/maker.php?PHPSESSID=497d9f5ae96ff892bf258a96ce59abd6

here's another site that will make your custom designed ribbon:
http://www.mesavistapress.com/CustomYellowRibbons/

Join Havocmom's war against jingo-istas who think slapping a ribbon on a car = being a good citizen! Help make dumb ass jingos a thing of the past by making fun of them with ribbons that bite back!

After we win the War of the Ribbons, we'll take back the flag and put those lapel pins outta business too! That battle, we will dedicate to Bill Moyers!

[orleans]

56. what a fun link. thanks!

i've been printing up phrases for the past hour. hummmm. which one to choose?

[driver8]

38. But they are supporting the troops...don't you see??

They are doing their part for the "war effort" by sticking these beautiful yellow ribbons on their cars. That way, they have contributed and can ignore the fact that almost 1700 US troops have come home in body bags.

[havocmom]

8. Very clever! AND patriotic!

Along that line, a good problem solving suggestion from Tucson Daily Star cartoonist Dave Fitzsimmons:

[katinmn]

49. That is a GREAT cartoon

that would solve multiple problems...

[Bullwinkle925]

9. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

YOU GO!! :toast:

[AX10]

11. Bless You!!!!

It's about time that those "white, repuglican, males" went to war!!

[redqueen]

12. What a wonderful idea!

Good on ya!

:applause:

[VelmaD]

13. You are truly evil...

I LOVE IT! :evilgrin:

[fob]

14. Nice work! If you can make it maybe you could print out a few

enlistment forms and head down there too! Be sure to tell them the Alabama wing of the TANG is all full so they should sign up to go straight to bush*opatamia.

[NoSheep]

19. Excellent. Here are some flyers for you! Great job!

http://www.justicefornone.com/handbills/

[DBoon]

15. Promise Keepers going to war for Jesus!

Fighting against the heretics in Iraq!

Too good!

[Jamastiene]

16. You are not evil for

just pointing out the obvious. Maybe those pro war rough necked Repugs oughta put their money where their mouth is for a while...

[NoSheep]

17. WoooHoooooo!!!!!

:rofl: :woohoo: :applause: :rofl: :woohoo: :applause:

[neuvocat]

18. That doesn't sound evil at all.

You never know. I mean, the recruiters might be desparate enough to try it. Besides, we all know that the real evil is the cowardice that drives men to tell others to go off and die instead of doing the same themselves.

[spooky3]

40. That was my reaction too. I wish the recruiter luck. He'll need it.

[BooScout]

20. A stroke of Genius!

:yourock:

[NoSheep]

23. Uh, welcome to DU BooScout!

:hi: :patriot:

[NoSheep]

21. Nominated!

[Sequoia]

22. Oh, you devil you!!!!

Hardee, har, har!

[kodi]

24. you should have asked for a finders fee.

btw: nicely done!

[Jara sang]

25. That is a great idea.

I'm using it! Thanks.

[malmapus]

26. NICE!@!!!!

Way to hit the mother load there!! I gotta find me a big target to pass out brochures :) maybe together we can get those numbers up with fresh repubs for the war zone!!

[Ilsa]

29. Great job! Sounds like he took you seriously, too.

I hope they go round some of them up. I doubt they'll meet their quota, though. Most of those Repukes are too chickenshit to stand behind their pugilistic rhetoric.

[burythehatchet]

30. your little prank is inspiring

some very evil plans of my own
:evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

31. Are you kidding

The recruiters know that the so-called Promise Keepers are a bunch of drunks, wife-beaters, child-neglecting lost souls that have to go to a meeting like this to have a stranger tell them how to be a man. Wait a minute, they're perfect! Stupid, can't think for themselves, looking for direction, blindly following orders from ranting lunatics....the Army would LOVE them!

[gmoney]

65. They're also DYING to get away from the wife and kids

What better way to escape the responsibilities of being a husband and father than to enlist in the name of "serving your country" and then being sent to party in the army! Just watch "Stripes" -- it's fun, wacky, and you get to mud wrassle and have sex with cute MPs!

[denese]

32. pure evil

I think I love you
;-)

[sinkingfeeling]

33. Thanks everybody. I really did kinda lose it went I went out to my

car. There were hundreds of men (99% white) walking through the lot and on the sidewalks, heading for the stadium. I had just posted about the May recruiting numbers and it just seemed that someone ought to be asking these 'true believers' to enlist. So I rushed home and made my call. I may join NOW tomorrow for a protest (if I can find out the time) and I'll look if the recruiters are there!

[havocmom]

36. Gave this thread of yours a plug in an LBN thread about recruitment #s

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=1539704#1539722

We should all do things like what you did today! :thumbsup:

[katinmn]

48. Thanks. I bet a crew of recruiters rushed right over.

:thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

34. Now THAT is funny.

:applause:

[Joe Chi Minh]

63. Not half as funny

as if he reports back on the number (or notional number) of Promise Keepers who volunteered! Ah Hem! Next question?

[Parche]

35. promise keepers

We can change their names to "Peace Keepers"
or "Jeep,ers creepers"

[driver8]

37. That is awesome!! Good for you!! I would love to follow those

recruiters around that little get-together.

[GreenPartyVoter]

41. I LOVE you! *lol*

[RevCheesehead]

43. You are NOT evil.

And what you did - was priceless! :thumbsup:

[NYdemocrat089]

44. Very, very clever!

Good job!

:kick:

[iconoclastic cat]

45. They better do it! It beats the kidnapping tactic by far:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/6/9/11732/64750

A single mom with a meager income, Marcia raised her kids on the farm where, until recently, she grew salad greens for restaurants.

Axel's father, a Marine Corps vet who served in Vietnam, died when Axel was 4.

Clearly the recruiters knew all that and more.

"You don't want to be a burden to your mom," they told him. "Be a man." "Make your father proud." Never mind that, because of his own experience in the service, Marcia says enlistment for his son is the last thing Axel's dad would have wanted.

The next weekend, when Marcia went to Seattle for the Folklife Festival and Axel was home alone, two recruiters showed up at the door.
*******(more)

[purr]

46. I read that to my repub ex-freeper husband and he cracked up

laughing. I was busting out laughing so hard he wanted to know what I was laughing about and he thought it too was hilarious. (he has too many back probs to enlist and has/had epilepsy so he was dq'd when he did try when he was 18).

Oh man.. that was good.. I'm still chuckling :)

[AuntieM1957]

47. Evil you are NOT

but pretty darn funny...

[Robeson]

50. Way to go! You are a 'Mercan hero!!....

...:rofl:

[YankeyMCC]

51. That's fantastic

Can't wait to use that idea myself!

Just thought of something. I'm gonna send the calendar for the local Repug Town Committee to the local recruiter.

[Barrett808]

52. Smart -- but why can't the recruiters do the research themselves?

Seems like it should be part of their job anyway.

[mzteris]

53. ROFL n/t

[roguevalley]

54. you know they will be there. :-D

[ikojo]

61. I hope they go to the Promise Keepers rally but I doubt they

do. Aren't PKs mostly well off white people? I didn't think well off people were expected to fight in the wars.

[NMMNG]

55. Oh, you are so freakin evil

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I was hearing on NPR today that the recruiters were begging the government to up the sign on bonus from 20k to 50k if people do an 8 year stint. They're getting really desperate!

[Mutley]

57. nice!

:rofl:

[Maine-ah]

58. LMAO!

:rofl:

[Left_Winger]

59. Good One!!!

:rofl:

[Tsiyu]

60. You made that recruiter's day, no doubt

Good for you....:rofl:

[Allenberg]

62. Pure Genius

I just may have to go and get some brochures from a recruiter, put on my had with my Intel badge, U.S. lapel pins, and medals, and go find some Republican get-togethers. :D

[gmoney]

64. Only 90% Republican?

I'd guess closer to 99.95% (one of the AV guys is Libertarian)

[Joanne98]

66. OMG Toooooo funny. Do you think they'll go?

[meganmonkey]

67. I salute you!

:patriot:

[undeterred]

68. God has a wonderful plan for your life:

No sex, and then you die.

[GOPBasher]

69. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Great one! :applause: