Regionalisms: "Shut yer fuckin' pie-hole"

[asthmaticeog]

Buffalo: "Shut yer fuckin' wing-hole"

Eugene: "Shut yer fuckin' textured vegetable protein-hole"

Cleveland: "Shut yer fuckin' pierogi-hole"

El Paso: "Shut yer fuckin' ribs-hole"

New York: "Shut yer fuckin' world's best corned beef sandwich-hole"

Milwaukee: "Shut yer fuckin' bratwurst-hole"

Tulsa: "Shut yer fuckin' possum-hole"

Flint: "Shut yer fuckin' nothing-hole"

[Zuni]

1. Baltimore

shut your fucking Crack Hole

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. That's what they tell me after Indian food.

But I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

[Zuni]

6. Hedges makes little children cry when he enjoys vindaloo

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Shit.

I make grown adults cry when I enjoy vindaloo.


edit: 5 minutes after this photo was taken, the table emptied in a HURRY:

[terrya]

15. Even though it appears I'm bolting from the table, I didn't notice a thing

Seriously. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. In Chicago, they eat Polish sausages and hot dogs.

Milwaukee is bratwurst country.

[asthmaticeog]

7. Noted, will correct.

But just for the record, I had a DAMN fine brat in Chicago.

[xultar]

3. Georgia

Georgia "Shut your fuckin'snaggle-tooth hole"

[Zuni]

5. or" Shut your racoon steak hole"

[NoSheep]

17. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[trof]

8. Possibly most uses of "fuckin'" in a single post.

Hats off to ya.
;-)

[asthmaticeog]

10. You're too kind.

But you were around before the sex thread ban - SOME shit back then had more than this OP. :evilgrin:

[trof]

11. God...I remember the sex threads.

Miz t. made me come to bed.
;-)

[JimmyJazz]

12. Shut yer fuckin' hoagie hole.

:shrug: That does sorta have a ring to it, doesn't it? :P

[asthmaticeog]

14. Cheesesteak-hole?

SCRAPPLE-HOLE!

[JimmyJazz]

19. Those don't have quite the same "zippiness" as "hoagie hole"

although they are both incredibly accurate :D

Technically, where I live, I could say, "shut your fuckin' shoe fly pie hole." That's actually more indicative of my region.

[NoSheep]

16. Yes! Good job. This is my favorite thread of the day! Except the one

with your picture with your daughter. Hope all is well with you. I've seen ya around;)

[JimmyJazz]

20. OMG! That is so sweet of you!

You make me blush!

[NoSheep]

23. Have a great weekend!

[NoSheep]

13. New Orleans: "Shut yer fuckin' etoufee-hole"

http://mobiletel2.mobiletel.com/~bayoucivicclvhpl/images/crawfish_etoufe.

[asthmaticeog]

18. Your image link is munged.

I don't have an etouffe-hole, I've got a beignet-hole.



Mmmmmmmmm, café du monde....

[NoSheep]

21. I always wanted to know how to spell beignet!!!! It's been years

since I've been but I'll never forget it. BTW-I cut and pasted the link to the image, but it only posted the link not the image, right? Where did I go wrong? :crazy:

[asthmaticeog]

28. No file extension.

You must have missed the ".jpg" when you cut & pasted it.

[ksilvas]

22. Arizona-"shut yer fuckin' chilaquiles hole"

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Hawaii: "Shut yer fuckin' poi-hole"

[smartvoter]

26. Ha! nt

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. Pittsburgh: Shut yer fuckin' Primanti-hole, you jagoff.

[PittPoliSci]

27. the send off...

of "you jagoff" makes it really Pittsburgh. Pittsburghers will go the extra mile to insult you, even if it personally inconveniences them.