If you're a woman who digs porn...

[MrScorpio]

Gimme a "Whoop-Whoop"

[Book Lover]

1. "Whoop-Whoop"

Just for you, baby :-)

[TheDebbieDee]

2. Whoop-whoop!

I'll admit that I am a woman who occasionally enjoys porn!

[Debbi801]

3. whoop-whoop...

:hi:

[djeseru]

4. Well then, whoop-whoop...

=)

[Withywindle]

5. Whoop-whoop!

I've even been known to write it! :thumbsup:

[Chovexani]

10. Cool!

Me too. ;)

[VelmaD]

6. depends on the porn...

I have serious issues with porn where any of the participants look coerced, stoned, or bored...otherwise go for it. hell, I edit porn as a side job.

But I've seen some porn where I thought, "if I'm ever having sex and I look that bored...just shoot me 'cause there's no more joy in my life".

[SarahB]

11. What she said.

The sex is great, worker's rights is another issue. If all is up and up, I'll give it a couple of "woops". :D

[Chovexani]

12. Yeah, I have issues with that too

I also don't like some of these things where I'm practically their doctor.

[Skittles]

21. YUP

got some issues with the quality - and the ones where the woman is oohing and ahing over something that clearly could not be considered a fun thing - those suck, no pun intended :D

[mongo]

32. LOL!

But I've seen some porn where I thought, "if I'm ever having sex and I look that bored...just shoot me 'cause there's no more joy in my life".

Ain't it the truth!

We end up making fun of porn so much of the time that it becomes more like MST 3000, than an erotic experience. Once you've seen Evan Stone as Fucko the Clown, you can never watch him with a straight face again.

[LynzM]

7. Ok, I feel silly

Not because I feel silly about liking porn, but because typing "whoop-whoop" just makes me giggle ;)

[djeseru]

8. I think that's why...

...all these posts look like we're giggling...it's hard not too!

[Chovexani]

9. Whoop whoop!

:evilgrin:

[noshenanigans]

13. My male roommate came home once..

And me and his girlfriend (the other roommate) were sitting on the couch watching Pay-per-View porn. He's a very talky guy, and that's the only time I've ever seen him be quiet.

So... yeah.

[Chovexani]

16. LOL

Ya know, that sounds like the start of a porn scene right there.

*cues saxophone*

:evilgrin:

[Spacemom]

14. Whoop-Whoop!

I've been known to enjoy the occasional adult movie with my husband. He goes and picks them out. I always request something with "no greasy, pimply people." :evilgrin:

[mongo]

35. You should go with him sometime

Although I'm sure you will see a bunch of crap you may not like, you might find something that appeals to you that he wouldn't pick out.

You never know.

My clientele is almost 50-50.

[purr]

15. heres a BIGGGG Whoop-Whoop!!

good stuff

[bridgit]

17. me & boyfriend...

we generate our own porn; per se 'porn' as would seem to be alluded to here is therefore not required.

[Suich]

18. Oh, why not.......

"Whoop-Whoop"!!!

[TheMightyFavog]

19. This guy has a question...

Why is it that most of the guys keep their socks on during the action. Everything else is off, but the socks. Explain that to me.

[Chovexani]

20. I don't really know

Maybe it's 'cause there's not really a sexy way of taking off socks. :P

[Skittles]

22. I won't let a guy do that

no INDEED

[CanuckAmok]

23. To promote safe sox, of course.

...

[lildreamer316]

25. Cannot STAND that!

I make that a rule whenever having sex with a guy for the first time--I make sure he knows that is one of my requrements--socks off!!

[SarahB]

26. Even dumber...

the women who keep on their stilletto heels. I want my tootsies to be comfy when I'm gettin' in on. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

28. Yeah...and who wants one of those heels digging in your back?

Well...not EVERY time...

*cough*

[SarahB]

29. It's nails, not heels silly.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

30. Hey, I'm 73% pure. What do I know?

:D

[mongo]

37. Try being on blood thinners...

I have an artificial heart valve)

I have a perptual bruise on both forearms where my wife grabs me....

We don't want to talk about what happens when she's on top...

[Skittles]

31. LOL........SarahBelle

seems to me if you were having a really GOOD time you would not be ABLE to keep 'em on YA KNOW?

[ghostsofgiants]

33. I've always wondered about that

Why the hell do they keep their shoes on in porn? Not only does it seem like it'd be uncomfortable but it's just really distracting and looks so out of place.

[khashka]

36. But you're not a man, my dear

It's just one of those weird things that guys like. Me, I like my men to be wearing big heavy engineer's boots while getting it on. Just one of those things....

Khash.

[mongo]

38. I'm sure there's some movies for you out there somewhere....

[BlondieK143]

40. Try keeping a skirt on only.

:D That's hot. Or I have fun with it anyway. hehe

[LastKnight]

43. thier too tedious to remove... and usuially pretty clumbsy...

in any case which ive tried to remove my socks in front of a partner... she would just grab my necklace or my shoulder and says 'thats good enough' lol... hopefully this thread wont get locked now.

it kinda bothers me too, and im a guy... so... just ruins the pattern of nothing nothing nothing SOCKS!

-LK

[lildreamer316]

24. Whoop!Whoop!

:evilgrin: MEOW!!

[bicentennial_baby]

27. Uh, well yeah

but you knew that already....

[Mutley]

34. Whoop Whoop

[xmas74]

39. You know I do.

whoop-whoop!


Best part isn't the nakedness, it's the stupid scripts, bad acting and the hilarious faces.

[daisygirl]

41. Whoop whoop!

:hi:

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