I think I just saw a hooker in my neighborhood...

[VelmaD]

I was driving back from the video store and I saw this woman walking down the street a couple of blocks from my apartment. High high heels. Tight, low cut tank top with no bra and most of her boos hanging out. Tiny white mini skirt that left nothing to the imagination. I'm thinking...hooker.

I'm a country girl. This was a new experience for me. What, if anything, is one supposed to do in this type of situation? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. That was the first hooker you've ever seen?

:wow: I guess because I worked in sketchy neighborhoods for years, I'm used to seeing hookers.

Uhhh...keep driving unless you want a "date".

[VelmaD]

3. Well, it wasn't the first hooker I've ever seen...

just the first one I've seen this close to where I live.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Ah, gotcha.

I'm not accustomed to seeing them near where I live either. Then again, you and I don't live far apart. :D

[VelmaD]

8. She was walking down Rundberg...

up near the light at Parkfield. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

9. I'll keep an eye out next time I'm in the area.

Not that I want a "date" or anything...

[VelmaD]

10. She was WAY too skanky...

for you. She was not a classy looking hooker.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Like I said...not that I want a "date".

:puke:

[candy]

2. Nothing----no big deal!

[Maddy McCall]

4. Wave and tell her to have a good night.

:evilgrin:

[Placebo]

5. Ask her what she thinks about President Bush's Social Security Plan.

Or just keep driving. :)

[VelmaD]

6. I knew I shoulda stopped...

to talk to her about that. Dangit. I wonder if she's still out there.

[MissB]

12. Just don't hire her

You'll be fine. :hi:

[LynneSin]

13. Welcome to Wilmington

that's just normal dress around here

[Robeson]

14. What, no pictures?.....

...:shrug:

[DBoon]

15. ignore her

the hooker won't hurt you unless you pay her first.

[ldf]

16. look at it like this...

YOU'VE ARRIVED!!!

all the better neighborhoods have them.

you now have bragging rights. "our hookers are much hotter than yours!"

:-)

[swag]

17. How much money do you have and what is your sexual persuasion?

[jmm]

18. You sure that was a hooker?

That's how half the girls at my high school and some of their mothers dressed.

[Iris]

19. Uh. Nothing? n/t

[Aristus]

20. That wasn't a hooker, Vel. That was a young Republican lady

trolling for a husband in the most effective way for a woman of her persuasion. :evilgrin: