Hi. I just ate

[burythehatchet]

some 'shrooms and am on a very nice journey...

Al Gore won a resounding re-election, and he successfully replaced Lieberman as VP with John Kerry.

Iraq's reconstruction after sanctions has been going well. The very talented professionals in Iraq and now free to rebuild their country after 12 years of sanctions. Not a single bullet was fired as Saddam Hussein was accepted into Syria to live out his existence.

The huge surpluses in the budget have allowed Gore to cut taxes while investing in wonderfully effective domestic programs like re-training workers, and building a high bandwidth telecom network for free access by the public.

UniCare, the universal, single payer health care program that HHS secretary Clinton led into passage has already shown massive savings, while increasing the quality of outcomes according to every measure.

All global agreements like NAFTA, WTO and Kyoto have been re-worked to include labor rights and tougher environmental protections. While the multinational corporations groused their fortunes improved markedly due to the increasing size of the worldwide middle class....and a group of young entrepreneurs in India have developed a Hydrogen engine that will replace the internal combustion engine, fulfilling another of President Gore's visions.

The airlines have become much more efficient and secure after the foiled hijacking attempt of September 11, 2001. The wonderful efforts of the NSA office under the guidance of Richard Clarke stopped the attempted hijackings and linked the plot to Dick Cheney and Halliburton. Cheney's trial at the Hague continues as the prosecution is now adding additional charges to the indictment based upon Cheney's continued support of the Taliban regime that tried to attack the US.

Oh God, please don't make me go back!