Tom Cruise is a total loser, a shithead, and a fuck face!

[Floogeldy]

He is gay and his girlfriend looks like a man. His lack of religion makes him a freak and an evil satan. He is stupid and dumb and stuff like that. He can't act and he eats dead bugs.

Did I leave anything out?

:boring:

[Heidi]

1. Well, that wasn't very friendly.

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

7. Oh, Heidi

This thread is a parody of all of the Tom Cruise bashing threads over the last few weeks. I have nothing against the guy and like all of his movies.

But you probably already figured that out. ;)

B-)

[Heidi]

9. Yep.

I know. The only thing I have against the guy is his insistence of trying to influence public health policy, not unlike other religious zealots (i.e. Jerry Falwell, et al) influence public health policy.

Otherwise, I'm with you. I don't care where or whether he worships, what consenting adult he's sleeping with or whose sofa he jumps up and down on. :shrug:

[Floogeldy]

10. In what way is he trying to influence public health policy?

I had no idea.

Thanks. :)

[Heidi]

15. Declaring war on psychiatry.

I wouldn't disagree with cruise that probably too many children in the US are medicated, but the problem is the culture, not the psychiatrists. Most psychoactive drugs are prescribed by family doctors influenced by the pharmaceutical industry, not by psychiatrists.

[Floogeldy]

17. I will defer to your judgment.

You would know more about this subject than I.

B-)

[Heidi]

20. Oh, please don't do that, Floog!

Please don't defer to my judgment! Find out for yourself:

Tom Cruise: Psychiatry Should Be Outlawed
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2004-01-09
"Movie superstar Tom Cruise has hit out at Hollywood's therapy culture, insisting the practice of psychiatry is a "waste of time" and should be made illegal. While many American stars admit attending regular sessions with probing therapists, Cruise follows the line of thinking adopted by his religion, the controversial Church Of Scientology, and refuses to accept psychiatry as a legitimate form of self-improvement. The actor, 41, says, "I think it's an utter waste of time. There's nothing scientific about it. "Communication is a good thing but I think people get more mentally out of having a good meal or going for a walk. "I think psychiatry should be outlawed. I can't believe electric shock therapy is still used. I think it definitely does more harm than good."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4010495&p1=0

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/2002321604_cruise09.html

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Don't hold back

Tell us how you really feel. :)

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

3. He eats dead bugs?

I heard he eats baby bunnies! :-D

[Jade Fox]

4. Dead bugs???

That does it--I'm never watching another movie he is in!

[HeeBGBz]

5. All that aside

I'm looking forward to War of the Worlds.

[Prodemsouth]

6. So being gay means your a total loser. No being a closted

gay '"ladies man" trying to appeal to Americano idiots is what makes you a total loser. Some of us are dumb, but not that dumb. That oes for you too Ben Affleck,John Travolta, etc etc.

[lenidog]

8. I think you got everything

though you can switch him being gay for impotent and sterile.

[ailsagirl]

11. Isn't he a scientologist? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[Floogeldy]

12. You're thinking of Brad Pitt.

B-)

[ailsagirl]

16. I don't know about Pitt but I just looked up Cruise and, yep, he is

[gmoney]

18. Cruise is a scientologist, so is Travolta...

And Beck, and Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpson)... bad craziness.

[Floogeldy]

19. What's wrong with Scientology?

:popcorn:

[gmoney]

21. The same shit that's wrong with most cults...

Do a little googling on them and you'll get the gist of it.

[BikeWriter]

13. Uh, why don't you tell us what you really think, Bro?

[KitchenWitch]

14. He makes the Baby Jesus cry.

[NMMNG]

22. Ok now, tell us how you *really* feel

Don't hold back...

[jobycom]

23. Yeah, you left out a lot

He's short.

He wins Golden Globes, which are worthless and a joke.

He's clearly a raving looney.

He wanted to be a priest, which means he really wanted to molest little boys.

He's married two women, which in Hollywood is a lot, and he stayed married to one for ten years, which is too short a marriage for Hollywood.

So clearly he's a short gay pedophile womanizer joke. But I mean no insult to short people, gay people, pedophiles, womanizers, or other Golden Globe winners.

:shrug: