"Dubya is a poopweasel!" Give me your less obscene obscenities

[Bossy Monkey]

You know, the kind of stuff you can say when calling in to talk radio. While I'm finding poopweasel very amusing, it just doesn't have the viciousness the old shitweasel deserves. Can you do better?

[blm]

1. My 4yo sez George Bush is a knockyhead.

Her teachers weren't amused.

[xmas74]

7. My four year old called him a prick.

(She loves to easedrop on mommy's conversation.)
I got a phone call from her preschool shortly thereafter.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I don't even know what it means, but I think this one is really great nt

[blm]

10. heheh....took us awhile, but it's also what she calls lizard-like monsters

.

[Chicago Democrat]

2. Ca ca Brain!

Diddles alot

[Democrat 4 Ever]

4. Anything less than the most obscenely gross description of

Commander Cuckoobananas is just a whisper in the wind. He demands our best efforts in obscenity. To seek new highs in obscenity, create new words, gestures, hell, a whole new language of nothing but four-lettered words for the Idiot.

[jeff30997]

3. Dubya is an...

Ass-teedelee-Hole, DUerinos.

[ismnotwasm]

5. dubya is

a rectal tube for cheney. (A rectal tube is a medical appliance used in cases of extreme fecal incontinence)

[Left Is Write]

6. Dubya isn't enough of an obscenity himself?

[AlienGirl]

8. Doom-pants! Butt-weasel!

From everythingsxen: Taco-sandwich-hamster!!

Tucker

[libodem]

11. I must use something obscene

because Karl 'ratfucker' Rove is the most heart-warming phrase there is. Plus it's just so damn funny. Nothing works like shitweasel, either.

[joneschick]

12. here, this will help out

http://www.seorf.ohiou.edu/~apt/toys/curses/curses.htm

[peekaloo]

13. He's a litterbox legend!

[Nothing Without Hope]

14. he is the blivet** - this one is PERFECT - go through this archived

thread and read what eventually came to 10 reasons why:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1518177
Thread title: "Let's rename the Shrub: announcing the BLIVET** CAMPAIGN!!"

He is such an inhuman monster, it pains me to write or say his name - but I can use this perfect substitute and it feels so right. You won't believe how perfect it is - read through that thread and see.