If you could insert any dialogue in a Star Wars film...

[brentspeak]

What would it be?

For me, the scene where Darth Vader says "I sense something...a presence I haven't felt since..."

Then I would have a stormtrooper run up to Vader and ask "Since 'when', sir?"

[rwenos]

1. "She's my sister and my daughter"

Elizabeth Mulwray, in Chinatown. Gotta figure a way to fit that in.

[JVS]

3. This must be part of the non-canonical Star Wars series

:-)

[rwenos]

4. It's a Fan Fic I'm Writing

Senator Amidala, who has survived childbirth after all, says it to Luke, in a chance meeting on Alderan, referring to Princess Leia.

More evidence Darth Vader and John Huston are one and the same person.

:-)

[jeff30997]

2. I'm your father Jar Jar Binks.

[brentspeak]

5. Here's another one:

OFFICER: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger.
Should I have your ship standing by?

TARKIN: Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate
their chances!

OFFICER: Well, pardon me, a$$hole, for wanting to save your skin! Stay here, ya idiot!

[rwenos]

7. "So I Can Leave . . .

. . . on your personal shuttle, right, Admiral Tarkin?"

:-)

[AmandaRuth]

6. When Han is being put into carbonite and Leia says she loves him.

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

Leia: 'I know'? IS THAT ****ING ALL?!

MiniAmandaRuth

[kwassa]

8. "This CGI stuff looks really fake"

[elshiva]

9. LOL!

[DerekG]

10. A bathroom reference, just because it would be so damn surreal

Example:

Padme: "Are you allowed to love?"

Anakin: "Attachment is forbidden, possession is..."

Padme: "Oh, can you hold that thought? I've gotta pee."




How bloody weird would this be?