I've noticed this thing about mens' asses

[yvr girl]

They seem to disappear as they get older. Why is that?

[tigereye]

1. but

where do they go? ;)

[lenidog]

Usually they switch from the back to the front

;-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Where do they go? LOL!

We women get them. That's where they go.

[Robeson]

12. Your sig picture is beautiful....

...just wanted to let ya' know!.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Thanks!

[sundog]

2. i have one!

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

4. You're not that old

[FuzzySlippers]

6. You are one.

:o

[sundog]

7. thank you

:7

[tjwmason]

21. Glad to hear it

However, to be sure I demand proof. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I know you do!

[samplegirl]

5. because the beer dosent make it

pass the belly

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. First noticed with reagan wandering around in blue jeans

on the ranch. The subject of much laughter at the time.

[Droopy]

9. I'm a big guy, but I've never had much of an ass

Not even enough to hold my pants up good. I wish the rest of my body were proportionate with my ass.

[democracyindanger]

10. Chewed off from marriage.

[Robeson]

11. After 40, all asses go south. If you're not 40, that'll give you...

...something to look forward to!

[sam sarrha]

14. mens asses dont die.. they mature like butterflies into 'love handles' and

Beer tummies. or "POT" bellies if you are weed smoker..

[Straight Shooter]

15. My neighbor's ass gravitated upwards. He looks like a wet nurse.

Ought to be against the law to let a man like that go outside without his shirt on. But I suppose it coordinates with his plumber's crack.

[6000eliot]

16. I've also "noticed a thing about men's asses"

I like 'em.

:blush:

[Archae]

17. So you're an ass man?

"You're an ass, man!"
-George Carlin

:rofl:

[6000eliot]

18. Probably a little of both

[Hardrada]

19. I feel mine

Is doing fine. The trick is to lessen the belly at my moderately advanced age and still keep a bottom for a cushion on long car trips.

[TrogL]

20. It ain't easy keepin' a perky ass

You gotta work at it.

[hfojvt]

22. at some point in their career

their boss chews it off.
Either that or the home-boss does, as mentioned above.

[Atlas Mugged]

23. Some of the above answers, though humorous...

...actually have it correct. The ass doesn't dissapear, so to speak, but is minimized by the gut, love handles, and/or man tits {{{shudder}}}.

Some men never have much of an ass to begin with, others, like myself, have them and hate them until we realize the alternative. I'm 53, 5'11'', and still wear 29" jeans. But, I work at it. I mention this because of body types. Men fall into two distinct body types when it comes to fat deposits: apples and pears. Apples gain excess weight towards the front and are round in shape. Pears gain weight in a pear shape - that is, the weight goes into the ass and thighs proportionately, with some gut gain. The reason for the body typing is simple; they discovered years ago that apple types are twice as likely to have heart disease than pear types. I'm a pear type, which I used to hate because I thought if I got fat...well, I'd be a fat ass. Fortunately, I'm not prone to gaining excess weight, so I stressed out for nothing.

I used to hate my ass with a passion, mainly because my brother enjoyed calling me "fat ass" when I went through the puppy fat stage as a young teen. My step-mother did the same, but I don't even want to go into that. It wasn't until my late teens and onward that people started making positive comments, which I took as left handed insults initially. It took some years before I realized how lucky I am. When I was at UNO for an honors conference some years ago I was wandering the main hall waiting for my associates for about an hour. Just walking back and forth like an idiot. Finally, an attractive young woman came over who had been sitting at the 'welcome table' with a bunch of other workers came up and said, "I hope you don't mind my saying this but we (indicating her coworkers) voted your's the best ass on campus". I wanted to die, but thanked her instead. Finally, one of my colleagues showed up, I got the nerve to mention this to her, and she (a 70 year old lady at the time) launched into a major essay on "What Women Want In A Man's Jeans". Before that incident, I never knew that women liked mens butts. But, being gay, that shouldn't surprising.

[earthmama]

24. not my husbands

this guy has an ass ( a nice one). I really hope it doesn't go away

[earthmama]

25. but ...

what age does it start to go away?

[Orsino]

27. A lifetime of scratching where it itches takes its toll! n/t

[swag]

28. I take the advice of Van Damme and squeeze my ass cheeks

together hard 15 times a day for 15 seconds each time.

"Do this and you too can have an ass like Van Damme!"