Please help me -- I don't know if Tom Cruise is gay!!

[StopTheMorans]

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

1. It really is the not knowing....

:hug:

[StopTheMorans]

2. it's the hardest part

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

3. He's creepy as hell no matter how he likes to screw.

:shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

6. concise, inciteful, hilarious

:thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

4. Do you want him to be gay?

Do you have a little crush?

[StopTheMorans]

8. i don't particularly care what he does with his twig and berries

but, as a celebrity, he has given up any right to a personal life, and it is my right to know his sexuality.

[yvr girl]

22. Twig and Berries?

Sounds like you have inside info. Poor Katie.

:rofl:

[StopTheMorans]

26. not really; i just like speaking euphemistically

[kick-ass-bob]

5. I just hope he doesn't procreate.

[StopTheMorans]

9. .

:rofl:

[Lerkfish]

11. too late...

I believe there already exist some cruiselings...

[yvr girl]

23. They are adopted

It will be a fine example for Nature vs Nurture

[Lerkfish]

7. well....

I think its a moot point.....

if you (you meaning anyone) are gay, and he is not, he is not going to date you.
If you are straight, and he is not, he is not going to date you.
If you are gay, and he is gay, he would have the orientation to date you but probably not the opportunity/inclination, due to his celebrity status (and I presume your non-celebrity status)
If you are straight, and he is straight, then its a moot point anyhow.


I say this because IMHO, the only reason it would be our business to know the orientation of a celebrity is if we wanted to date them. Otherwise, who cares?

:)

[StopTheMorans]

12. since he is a celebrity, it is my right as a private citizen to know

everything about him, up to, and including, his sexual orientation; stop the sexual stonewalling Tom Cruise!

[AlGore-08.com]

10. He's a man, baby!! Um... no, wait...

Now I'm confused!

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

14. me too

hold me :cry:

[ugarte]

13. He's a Scientologist

neither hetero nor gay.

[StopTheMorans]

15. so what, pray tell, does he do with his twig and berries?

:shrug:

[ugarte]

18. Pay for the advanced course and find out

:)

[StopTheMorans]

20. but i can't afford it

:cry:

[Mizmoon]

16. What are they, barnacles?

I'm pretty sure at least a few scienos do "the deed".

[Lavender Brown]

17. he would make a cute couple with...

[StopTheMorans]

19. awww, a gathering for the wee people

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[terrya]

21. If he is, I'll pay for the ex-gay therapy.

It doesn't work, I know. But I'll do anything to get that slimy bastard our of our community. If he is.

[StopTheMorans]

25. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[sundog]

24. tom cruise loves you

[StopTheMorans]

27. he looks like he is ready to fling a big ol' steamer at someone

:scared:

[sundog]

28. prolly a rotten egg fart...

oprah's lovin it :wtf: