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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:09 AM
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Mrs. Beastman needs glasses- WOOHOO!
Why would nearsightedness be a cause for celebration? Because I find eyewear on women to be incredibly sexy. We went last week to pick out frames, and I could barely contain myself. :loveya:
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:11 AM
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1. I'm in that club too, BtBM.
So glad my wife wears glasses. :)
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:13 AM
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2. yeah i'm a sucker for eyewear too
:7
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:26 AM
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3. All my life, I've found glasses on women incredibly sexy.
If they've already got "it", glasses just make "it" look way sexier. B-)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:30 AM
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4. Keep her away from me, bro.
She's no longer safe. :evilgrin:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:36 AM
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5. So that's why you called me at 11 on Saturday!
Wrong number, my ass- you're so busted! :P
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:40 AM
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6. wish people had felt that way
when I still wore them.... they only became sexy after I no longer needed mine.

But wait, I have reading glasses....
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:41 AM
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8. Ooohh....that chain around the neck thing really mashes my buttons.
:P
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:45 AM
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11. yeah right!
I don't have one of those though.


Here's a song for you, then by Rhett Miller of the Old 97s. Great rave-up.

Four-Eyed Girl
by Rhett Miller
album: The Instigator

Two of us in a double-feature
I'm a rock and roller she's a science teacher
I send her looks they don't reach her
She does not know I'm in love with her
Later on it's no better
She wants to take a walk so I let her
I watch her go and then I go and get her
I have to spell it out for her
La-la-la I'm in love with a four-eyed girl
She knows how to move me now she knows how
Twenty-four hours Katz's never closes
Yeah I tell her that I love her and I don't care who knows it
What's it take romance red wine roses
She gets the picture takes pity on me
She lets go she lets it happen
It's a hot spell after a cold snap
My eyes are open nobody's napping she says
You don't want to miss a minute of me
La-la-la I'm in love with a four-eyed girl
She knows how to move me now she knows how
La-la-la I'm in love with a four-eyed girl
She knows how to move me now she knows how


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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:40 AM
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7. I have many skills.
Proper use of speed-dial, apparently, is not among them. :cry:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:43 AM
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9. Welcome to the bespectacled class, Mrs. B!
:bounce:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:49 AM
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14. Thank you, resident 4-eyed hottie!
:hi:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:45 AM
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10. Mrs. XNASA typically dons several pairs of glasses at once....
You know, for those 'special' moments.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:46 AM
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12. Oh, that's hot!
:D
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:51 AM
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15. Oh yes. I'm a lucky man.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:46 AM
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13. ha ha ha ha ha
never thought of glasses as something you put on as opposed to taking off... what's the world coming to? ;)
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Trigger Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:51 AM
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16. I had no idea
some guys think girls with glasses are actually sexy. Makes me feel better about my four-eyed self. :)

:hi:
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