Ultimate Limo - Hummer H2 LIMO! 30 Feet Long, Seats 18 In Luxury

[matcom]

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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Move over Cadillac and Lincoln: There's a new limo in town. The gargantuan and gaudy Hummer H2, which is more than 30 feet long and seats 18 comfortably, is all the rage across the country. (AP)

[kick-ass-bob]

1. And it gets 3 gallons to the mile!!

:woohoo:

[underpants]

2. I sure hope the Minutemen know about this

If one of these comes rambling across the desert don't just assume that it is high living BMX champs.... m'kay?

[DS1]

3. Time to unveil my collection of road torpedos

:puke:

[CanuckAmok]

4. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[LastKnight]

6. somones seen "Team America" havent they? nt

[Zuni]

5. I saw one of those monstrositys trying to make a U-turn

:rofl:

[NoSheep]

7. Just one smily:

:puke:

[tk2kewl]

8. When I was looking for limos for my wedding a couple of years ago

you could get one of these along with midgets to serve the drinks

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. One of my neighbors chauffers people in these. He has it out every

weekend, washing it. :puke:

[Eugene]

10. I rode in one of those during my cousin's wedding.

She rented two. Very nice and very big.
The entire bridal party fit in one of them.

[RPM]

11. actually - all those knees so close together looks uncomfortable

and the crouching and crawling across one another looks very uncomfortable.

Try the Limo-bus:

Luxury and standing room...

Although for real luxury:

[LynneSin]

12. Neither my penis is that small (well I have none) nor my IQ that low...

...for me to consider sitting in one of those ghastly things!

[Left Is Write]

14. Well...

My daughter and her friends wanted one to go to prom in, and I'm pretty sure they all have reasonably high IQs.

Thank goodness their group of 16 or so got reduced to a group of 4 and there was no reason to rent that god-awful monstrosity.

[On the Road]

13. All My Daughter Wanted for Her 15th Birthday

is to ride around in one of these with her friends for an hour or two. (Even a smaller version would do.)

I did some investigation and it costs something like $300 an hour, with a three-hour minimum. It was an easy decision to say no.

[Aristus]

15. My brother is the operations manager for a successful limo

company, and he told me that people are always calling, wanting to know if they have a stretch Hummer limo. He tells them 'no', and then bitches to me about the "idiot fuckheads" who can't make the scene unless it's an obscene scene like the Hummer limo.

Every time the owner of the company urges him to purchase one, my brother talks him out of it; they are more trouble than they are worth.

My brother is also a hard-core lefty like me. I'm proud of him. :-)