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AlGore-08.com Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:49 PM
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Tom Cruise walks into a gay bar with a duck on his head...
Discuss.

;)
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:50 PM
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1. hahaha
:rofl:
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:52 PM
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2. and another fellow liberal buys him a beer and says
"for years people made fun of gays, they don't anymore, and although you have your qwirky ways, I will accept you. Let the others realize the error of their ways"

Whew, did I rain on that Tom Cruise bashing parade or what?
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:54 PM
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3. And the bartender says
"What the hell is that thing growing out of your ass?"
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:57 PM
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4. We don't serve your kind here!
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 12:57 PM by ET Awful
What kind? Ducks?

No.

Gay actors?

No.

Gay actors with ducks?

No. Don't you get it, we don't serve Scientologists!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:58 PM
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5. A drunk at the end of the bar says, "hey cutie where did you get that
little jackass?". Tom says "that's a duck". The drunk says "I was talking to the duck"
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