Al Franken's MJ-Lisa Marie Presley SNL "Yum, Yum, Gimme Some" sketch

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Daily Affirmation

Stuart Smalley.....Al Franken
Michael Jackson.....Tim Meadows
Lisa Marie Presley.....Marisa Tomei

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94bsmalley.phtml

(Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley enter and kiss each other.)

Stuart Smalley: Oh, that is . . that is just beautiful. Touching, lovely. Have a seat. Now, even though I used your initials to protect your anonymity, everyone pretty much knows who you are. Lisa, of course, is the daughter of the King, Elvis P., and Lisa, you look beautiful.

Lisa Marie Presley: Thank you. That must be because I'm so very much in love. (An awkward silence fills the room.) He has a monkey.

Stuart Smalley: Uh-huh. And Michael, of course, has been one of our hugest singing stars since his days with the Jackson Five.

Michael Jackson: Stuart, Lisa Marie and I love your show. Sometimes we'll just take a day off and lie in bed together and watch tapes of your show. That is, when we're not doing the nasty.

Stuart Smalley: It is so rare to see a couple kids so head over heels in love with each other. You know, your marriage is a real inspiration. It gives all of us hope.

Lisa Marie Presley: We have a Ferris wheel on our front lawn.

Michael Jackson: Excuse me, Stuart. Girl, you wake up the devil in me.

Lisa Marie Presley: Yum, yum, gimme some.