LastKnight
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:25 PM
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tell me why you need 3 suv's to carry one man to court? |
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so pretentious... so tacky.
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:26 PM
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1. They'll assemble him when they get there. |
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:27 PM
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3. i figure something like that would be posted. lol nt |
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:27 PM
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they take up a lot of room
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:27 PM
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4. For his various detachable body parts |
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:28 PM
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6. 4 vehicles, according to CNN. |
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:33 PM
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He had multiple vehicles, too: 1And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, 2Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. 3And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. 4All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, 5Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. 6And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, 7And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon. (Matthew 21: 1-7) Although in the case of Matthew it's because the author didn't seem to understand parallelism.
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:34 PM
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8. Several of his siblings are riding with him too. |
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And I imagine he has a small posse of lawyers.
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:35 PM
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9. America has not been based on "Need" in a long time |
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It's more of a "want" society.
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Mon Jun-13-05 03:36 PM
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10. There are actually 3 Michael Jacksons. |
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They decide which one of the clones to bring into court right before walking in. The other two go home and play strip poker with each other and drink "Jesus Juice." They get really drunk sometimes too. Sometimes the Jackson that gets picked is hung over for court, from all the "Jesus Juice" and that's why he has to go to the hospital all the time. DUH.
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