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Mon Jun-13-05 07:13 PM
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| Lazy Jew's dinner generates amusing juxtaposition |
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So I'm pretty much out of food, but I didn't want to go grocery shopping, just 'cuz I'm not feeling like leaving the house, so I simply ate whatever random crap I had left, and thus, my evening meal was gefilte fish and bacon. I may be the shittiest Jew ever.
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| Bunny
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:15 PM
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| 1. Gefilte fish AND bacon? |
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I don't know about shittiest Jew, but that's a weird combo of food in any religion. :D
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:15 PM
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| Lisa
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:17 PM
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| 3. I caught myself making a bacon sandwich out of a bagel |
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(with a slice of cheese, even worse!)
I'm not Jewish, but the grease and carbs will likely strike me down even if Jehovah doesn't.
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| Bossy Monkey
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:20 PM
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| 4. I think that would be the bacon cheeseburger |
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perhaps with a nice shrimp appetizer
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| OldLeftieLawyer
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:22 PM
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Uncle Schlemeil just keeled over .............
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| asthmaticeog
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:26 PM
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| 8. Cool, Aunt Miriam's gonna throw a party now! |
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:29 PM
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| 11. I'll bring the brisket |
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Schlemeil always loved the brisket......
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:24 PM
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I have never heard of such a thing, but I ate a ham and cheese sandwich today---so I am pretty non kosher today
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:25 PM
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:28 PM
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Screw god, that shit tastes AWESOME.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:28 PM
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:31 PM
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| 12. Oyyyy!!!! Vey is mir!!!! Its a shunda, Al Franken should never find out, |
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he will never forgive. And your mother, do you want to give your mother a heart attack, after all she's done for you?
Oyyy OYYYYYYY!!!!
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:33 PM
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| 13. And on Shavuot, besides! |
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(since it lasts two days...)
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:57 PM
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| 15. (shhh, I have no more Jewishisms memorized--we were reformed.) |
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VERY reformed.
gotta find my "Joys of Yinglish" book, then I can reallllly do some shtick in the Lounge.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:34 PM
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| 14. Give *my mother* a heart attack? |
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Hell, *I'm* the one eating all the damn bacon. Mom's the picture of health.
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Mon Jun-13-05 08:00 PM
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| 16. Sooo, I should ignore what my child eats, is that what you're saying |
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Mr Smartypants? You just wait, I hope your kids put you through what I have to put up with!
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