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Mon Jun-13-05 07:33 PM
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| Tom Cruise makes movies so he can run really fast |
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It sure isn't because he has any acting abilities.
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| YellowRubberDuckie
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:34 PM
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| 1. He looks pretty when he runs really fast. |
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Remember The Firm? LOL
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| MrScorpio
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:39 PM
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| 2. Damn, he runs really fast in EVERY movie |
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Like it's in his contract or something
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| DS1
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:46 PM
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| 10. So does Mel Gibson, but at least Cruise avoids the |
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'goes batshit insane' bit, and just runs really fast.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:40 PM
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:42 PM
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| 6. I always say pretty when I'm telling people they're stupid. |
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As in "You're so pretty." It's what the girls on Friends always called the guys when they were being especially...not smart.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:43 PM
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Poor Joey got told that way too much. :)
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:41 PM
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| 4. It amazed me when DUers conjure up such hatred .... |
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:46 PM
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I've posted that same sentiment and have the scars and bruises to show for it. Why we would waste time hating a Democrat who donated 10K bucks to try to defeat Bush in 2004 I can't imagine, nor believe.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:49 PM
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| 12. Cruise is not only a pretentious dipshit in the movies |
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Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 07:49 PM by MrScorpio
He plays one in real life.
His movies are a study in, "How would a complete asshole handle this?"
Besides, I'm just funnin'.
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:41 PM
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| 5. Did he run in Collateral? |
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Oh wait, yeah, he did. You are on to the formula. Now go make movies doing the same thing, and you will be a multi-millionaire. :-)
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:43 PM
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:46 PM
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Movies are too expensive to be a regular past time and the Langley AFB base theater is being renovated right now.
I'll wait
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Mon Jun-13-05 07:53 PM
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| 13. This is an interesting perspective. |
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We know the second sentence is true so you may well be right. Who knows with that whackjob? It could be because he loves toast.
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