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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:51 AM
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My cat hates you


You got him all soaked while he was playing Uno.

No sex threads.

You know what I mean.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:56 AM
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1. Very manly decor you have there Mr. Pitt
I think THAT'S why your cat hates YOU.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:02 AM
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3. Ain't my house
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:05 AM
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5. I know
I was relatively sober at your party.

I just didn't want to mention your propensity for setting your pets on fire. I'm sure the Furry Bastard was flaming and you had to douse him.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:15 AM
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9. He did it to himself the day before yesterday
Left his tail in a candle. The stench was amazing. The cat was unharmed.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:22 AM
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12. So you're saying I should avoid the Flaming Kitty Incense?
Good tip.

Perhaps he was trying to get your attention. It's not good to ignore your friends.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:58 AM
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2. I think my best friend has that same couch.
She said that she can match almost anything w/ it and that it hides all of her husband's beer stains.
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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:02 AM
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4. How'd That Happen?
Kitty doesn't seem pleased with his situation. If you were bathing him, I hope you used cat shampoo and not people shampoo. Other than his current sad and bedraggled look, he appears to be intelligent and have a lot of spirit. I'd call him sincere.
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:07 AM
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6. Don't try to distract me while I'm playing UNO...
I take that game seriously.

And I place a skip card on the discard pile....your turn.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:08 AM
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7. That cat looks pissed.
Wicked pissed.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:08 AM
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8. That's not hate, it's dejection!
Poor little wet kitty.

Oh, sorry, you said not to do that.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:18 AM
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10. Your cat could NOT possibly hate me, Will!
He has never laid eyes, or paws, on me! I'll just bet that he's very cute when he's dry...He looks like he's still a kitten...Is he?

Am I still in trouble?



BTW, did you stay for the play? Jus' askin...
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:20 AM
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11. Sorry, no cat hates me.....
...thats just a fact of life, you know, like E=mc2....
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:59 AM
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13. My cat hates you at www.mycathatesyou.com :


'I don't know what this thing is, but you had better be sharing the smoke.'

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/search/puck/2974

BTW-the owner of that site is a DUer! :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 06:21 AM
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14. no way ... all cats love me!
let's hope that was Boomer's "I hate baths" look
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streblin Donating Member (157 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 06:26 AM
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15. that's not a hateful look
that's a furball needing a hug :pals:
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