tom cruise, michaeL jackson, and paris hiLton waLk into a bar....

[sniffa]

and they find out that the 1704th and 1705th u.s. troops died in iraq today.

[Blue-Jay]

1. That's hot.

not.

[sniffa]

2. he's so not gay

[AngryAmish]

17. Hang Ten! You're busted!

Surf Cops.

[chickenscratching]

3. THANK YOU!

:thumbsup:

[EST]

4. Oh...unh...

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

5. Thats as funny as

crucified puppies! :rofl:

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Nothing is as funny as crucified puppies.

NOTHING.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

7. alright, you're right

I stand corrected! hehe

[sniffa]

11. not even crucified teddy bears?

:P

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Maybe crucified Teletubbies

(The full thing; I did the third section, if you care, haha)
http://members.dodo.com.au/scribble/mural/mural.html

[sniffa]

9. i think this shouLd be standard every day routines

for AAR, bLoggers, around the office, etc...
i'm gonna start throwing it around the office here.

of course, update the setup (whatever ceLebrity(s) is dominating the news) and the punchLine (casuaLties, more DSM, etc).

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

10. I like that idea

:think: good thinking!

[FloridaPat]

8. Here's a site that says the official "died in Iraq" number is 1791.

But also says the real number is 6,210.

"The Bush Butcher’s Bill: Officially, 40 US Military Deaths in Iraq from 1 through 11 May, 2005 – Official Total of 1,791 US Dead to date (and rising)

U.S. Military Personnel who died in German hospitals or en route to German hospitals have not previously been counted. They total about 6,210 as of 1 January, 2005. The ongoing, underreporting of the dead in Iraq, is not accurate. The DoD is deliberately reducing the figures. A review of many foreign news sites show that actual deaths are far higher than the newly reduced ones. Iraqi civilian casualties are never reported but International Red Cross, Red Crescent and UN figures indicate that as of 1 January 2005, the numbers are just under 100,000.

by Brian Harring, Domestic Intelligence Reporter"

http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a1654.htm

[giant_robot]

13. The way I interpret it, they're not saying that 6210 is the real number...

...what they're saying is that 6210 deaths in transit to hospitals or in hospitals in Germany are going unreported. That would mean the real number is 1791 + 6210 = 8001. Things are much worse than the government is letting on.

[Lowell]

14. Good Article

It explains a lot. I can believe that this administration is covering up the real cost of this war in blood. This is exactly why they don't allow photos of incoming dead at Dover AFB. I hope this practice of under reporting is exposed soon.

[geek tragedy]

16. Please don't post links to that site. It's a Nazi site and banned here

because it's a fascist propaganda outlet.

[AlGore-08.com]

15. And Bartender Smurf says, "I told ya to duck YESTERDAY, morans!"

eom

[Redstone]

18. "tom cruise, michaeL jackson, and paris hiLton waLk into a bar...."

And everyone vomits and leaves.

Redstone

[Jack Rabbit]

19. Where did they learn that?

Not on CNN.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

20. Thanks, sniffa...

:hug: