My encounter with a Freeper.

[Donkeyboy75]

I was a dance instructor many years back in New York. I fell in love with one of my pupils, but the fly in the ointment was her Freeper-type father (come to think of it, he’s Jim Robinson’s age). She was a really good dancer, but her father, a physician, didn’t like her hanging out with me, and didn’t let her dance. Well, I waltzed into a little concert/dinner they were attending, said to JimRob “Nobody puts baby in the corner,” and proceeded to dance. We lived happily ever after.

[otohara]

1. You Rescued Her

how sweet...

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Cool. It sounds like you had the time of your life.

I bet she's like the wind when you look into her hungry eyes.

[Donkeyboy75]

4. Even more so now that she got a nose job.

[StopTheMorans]

3. good work; there's a little corner of heaven reserved just for you

:thumbsup:

[dolo amber]

5. But...were you wearing tights and

an enormous codpiece? If not, I'm sorry to say I find this story incredible at best... :eyes:

[sinkingfeeling]

6. And I bet you didn't do any 'dirty dancing'!

[terrya]

7. But her father was Jerry Orbach.

Freeper or not, he was one damned talented guy.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Sorry, Terry, you must be mistaken.

His name is Jake. I'll agree he's a talented physician, but he's also talented about taking tax cuts he doesn't deserve. SHAME THEM ALL!!!!!

[Lavender Brown]

8. I hate to tell you this

but when you die, you will only be able to contact your wife through Whoopi Goldberg. :scared:

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Damn, baby! What you do to your hair?

[kanrok]

9. Is your real name "Johnny Castle?"

Sounds like some dirty dancing, if you ask me.