asthmaticeog
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:05 AM
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My high school Freeper encounter |
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I was a good student who developed a crush on a rich boy named Blaine. But Blane ran with a fast crowd of haughty rich kids, the kind of clique I and my new-wavy best friend Duckie couldn't stand. Going against my fretting father, peer pressure and social expectations, I decided to date him. But our big plans for the senior prom ultimately fell apart when Blaine's Freeper friend Steff warned him to "quit slumming." Fucking Miami-Vice-jacket-wearin' Freeper DICKWEED. Anyway this Freeper guy, years later, turned out to have a totally creepy voyeur fetish where he just videotaped inteviews with women and later on whacked it to the tapes.
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Beware the Beast Man
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:09 AM
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1. Grr! That reminds me of the time some jock freeper asshole |
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in high school thought it would be funny if he taped my ass cheeks together. It broke the skin and everything. Anyway, serves him right, he spent a Saturday in detention and ended up hooking up with that weird Allison chick in my Trig class.
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:10 AM
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:11 AM
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:13 AM
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4. You went to school with Emilio Estevez? |
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:18 AM
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:14 AM
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5. High school life. I heard about this freeper principal at a high school. |
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This kid in the high school cut class one day. Took his friends into the city to have a good time. Nothing more than that. And what did that obvious freeper principal do? Just made it some weird damn crusade to rat him out!
Years later, that principal was arrested for possessing child pornography. Ewwwwww.
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:14 AM
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6. are there bad people abound? |
Magrittes Pipe
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:23 AM
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8. One FReeper came up to me and said "Dong, where is my automobile?" |
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To which I replied, "automobiiiiile?" He was speechless.
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:32 AM
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9. Dong? Your name is Dong? |
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They named you after a duck's dork?
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Tue Jun-14-05 12:03 PM
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12. "Hey FReeper," I said, "no more yanky my wanky." |
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Tue Jun-14-05 12:09 PM
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13. Well, that's nuthin. A freeper called me up in the middle of the night... |
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... while I was sleeping in my granddaughter's bed (while were there for my other granddaughter's wedding). At midnight.
You know what he wanted?
Sex.
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:35 AM
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10. I have this sudden urge to park my ass on my sofa for a |
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John Hughes marathon - I don't know why! :shrug:
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Tue Jun-14-05 11:36 AM
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11. My sister married an oily bohunk freeper |
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