My encounter with a freeper sheriff

[Zuni]

I was a homeless man, down on my luck because of the PNAC/BFEE/Gannon economy on my way to visit an old army buddy in the Pacific Northwest. I find out he died from Agent Orange induced cancer. When I walk back into the nearest town, the sheriff, Brian Dennehy, picks me up and politely tries to tell me drifters like me are not wanted. "Freeper---I bet your tax cuts are more important than all those people dying in Iraq," I yell out, and everbody nearby starts laughing. After he drops me off at the edge of town, I wander back in, only to be taken to their prison and tortured. I get a flashback about being a POW and being tortured in Nam and I freak out and beat up all the police officers (they are all freeps).

Then I go up in the mountains and as an army of one, hold off the freepers. My old Army Special Forces Colonel, Trautman, comes in and tells the freepers they better have a lot of body bags.

In a spectacular finale, I destroy the town and almost kill the freeper sheriff.

True story

[AX10]

1. The police "tortured" you?

Could you tell us what the police did?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Don't watch a lot of movies, do you?

[Debbi801]

5. I guess the "Brian Dennehy" part didn't give it away.

:-)

:hi:

[jobycom]

3. Wow, just, wow

Exact same thing happened to me.

[Zuni]

4. no way

wow

[StopTheMorans]

6. you're a true patriot

:patriot:

[Zuni]

7. thank you

I was later sent on a mission to rescue our POWs in Vietnam, and i blow up this Russian dude with a bow and arrow.

:patriot:

[jobycom]

9. Nah, see, there we went separate ways

I became a professional assassin and wound up killing my mentor, though I later found out that he had faked the whole thing. I wound up in Mexico with a cute redhead on my arm and a wacko young turk chasing me. He caught up with me in old hotel, where I finally offed the mentor I thought I'd offed years before, and I had to kill the young turk. It was close, I thought he was going to give up, but he pulled a gun, and I shot him behind my back through my coat when the redhead put on her sunglasses.

This shit gets tiring. I think I'll retire now, maybe move to a small town in the northwest and live peacefully. Though I hear there are white supremacists hanging around. Hope they don't give no trouble.

[Wilber_Stool]

8. "Ya know

if you made a movie about that, know one would believe it.

[kodi]

10. i wondered what happened to you after clubber lang whipped your ass

.

[Left Is Write]

11. I hope you kept a bandana on your head.

[Mizmoon]

12. Can you eat things that would make a billygoat puke?

Like this: :puke: