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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:17 PM
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How to treat a woman:
Got this from a friend of mine



How to treat a woman:


Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.





How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV...
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:19 PM
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1. I'll drink to that!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:19 PM
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2. See how easy women have it?
:grr:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:27 PM
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3. You forgot beer to go with those chicken wings.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:29 PM
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6. I'm not that difficult
but if you want to bring beer then OK.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:28 PM
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4. I'm not a big fan of chicken wings.
Can I have barbecued ribs, please?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:29 PM
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5. Sad.
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:30 PM
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7. you forgot "bring a friend along"
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:45 PM
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8. Suckers!
Reciprocity is the key! Have your own checklist too!
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