Swimmers! Take your mark!

[Jara sang]

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[ewagner]

1. Must. Restrain. Myself.

DON'T USE THAT JOKE.....YOU LIKE BEING ON DU TOO MUCH

[Guy Fawkes]

2. wow. "sperm.gif"

I knew it.

[48pan]

3. I'll stay out of the Hot Tub for a while... n/t

[Robb]

4. My money's on this one:

...I like the way he wiggles. Or maybe this guy:



...Yeah, that's the one. $10 on that one! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. They aren't going anywhere. Try this:

[Jara sang]

9. Yeah, they aren't moving because we had a false start.

A prematu..., well, you know what I mean...

[JimmyJazz]

6. Oh shit! Now you've gone and done it!

[trof]

7. Clever. Very clever.

:-)

[underpants]

8. This reminds me of the story of Herbie the sperm

While the other sperm hung out smoking cigarettes and drinking Herbie would be over there doing pushups, situps, and swimming in place. The other sperms gave him such a hard time but Herbie just KNEW he would be the first one to the egg.

Well the big day came (NOTICE WARNING!! WARNING!!!) and they started off on their big journey.
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All the other sperm were weazing and coughing but off Herbie went swimming like no sperm has ever swum before.

WARNING!!
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Just as Herbie was pulling out of sight he suddenly stopped....turned around....and came swimming back towards the other ones

WARNING!!

Herbie was screaming at the top of his lungs

GO BACK GO BACK!!! IT'S A BLOWJOB!!!!

[ewagner]

10. That's the joke

I thought I'd at least get the thread locked for using it....

[underpants]

11. Ha!

:sperm:

[kath]

12. heh, remember the Woody Allen movie where the sperm are all lined up

waiting to be ejaculated (wearing white hoods and white outfits and looking kinda like paratroopers) and there's one black guy who says "hey, what am I doing here?"

[underpants]

13. "Watch it! You're stepping on my tail"

:bounce: