If Jerry Hall can do it - why can't I?

[salin]

anyone want to audition for salin's kept man. Of course I don't have the rsources to really "keep" a man - but we could do auditions for a reality lounge thread...

Of course there is the real possibility that no one will respond.

But to widen the audience - other DU ladies might be interested in a) the intervires; as well as the "selection"...

Okay - realy this is due to flipping channels and running across this really absurd reality show...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Ooooh...I'll audition.

:bounce: No eating bugs or worms though. :puke:

[salin]

2. No bugs or worms - I am rathered disturbed

by the "fear factor" ... so this reality thread will veer away from those activities.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Yay!

Sounds like fun. :)

[salin]

4. The show is doing formal dining and manners

I think perhaps instead we should consider a task about selecting a "unique and quality" cheap place to eat...

[GOPisEvil]

5. Hmmm...I bet I could do well on both counts.

I clean up nice, and I know ALL about cheap eats. :D

[salin]

6. You may win on two counts...

a) superb performance on the tasks as thus described
and
b) lack of competition ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

8. First in a race of one!

:woohoo:

[salin]

13. you have always

done gazillions for my ego - and for that, I thank you. :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

14. You're more than welcome.

I always feel smarter after we talk. You've been a very good friend to me. :hug:

[salin]

15. Like wise

And while I seriously doubt that I make you "smarter" per the conversations - you response to that sense is welcomed.

Funny it didn't hit me, or effect me until my college five year college reunion ... that developing my mind might be a hindrance to some dating relationships. Til an old college freind and flirting buddy and I hung out for an hour or so during the reunion... talking politics - when he finaly said "I could never date someone like you.. (mind you he tried a bit while we were in college) ... because when I get home at night, I don't want to think... and you make me think..." Only got worse when I headed to a rather "elite" grad school. Then moved back to Indiana... rather makes it likely that I will be single for quite some time. *sigh*

In some areas - a well educated woman - who likes to engage in conversations that use the mind - isn't quite so.. valued. Didn't realize that as I grew into who I am... but then here I am...

Perhaps that should be a question for the reality thread (but since it is just you and I - you have already passed that task.)

[GOPisEvil]

16. Er...uh...what?

"I could never date someone like you.. because when I get home at night, I don't want to think... and you make me think..."

Why wouldn't anyone want to date someone who made them a better person? I don't get it.

[salin]

17. First time I heard it, it threw me

but by now... I realize that attitude is not uncommon.

Thankfully - it isn't universal and when not in the throes of things like starting up an organization - I can get dates. Though - due to the whole startup thing - it has been a long time...

[GOPisEvil]

18. Yeah...I understand.

I haven't done much of that myself. *sigh*

[salin]

19. Hey, you win tonight

for whatever that is worth... :D

[GOPisEvil]

20. Woohoo!

:woohoo::party:

I shall now sleep on my hard-won victory! 'night!

[salin]

21. sleep well...

and lets catch up soon!

[Zomby Woof]

7. Whew

I thought you meant "bear children with Mick Jagger". :o

[salin]

9. lol

no thanks. hehe. Now were we talking elvis (costello) or bowie... then again .. nah. find both brillian (a big plus) but .. nah.

[Zomby Woof]

10. Elvis Costello married Diana Krall

So I think she would make you sit in the corner beanbag chair for that! :o

[salin]

11. hey if I could hang out in the same room with the two of them

esp if either or both were creating music - I would sit in the corner - even in a cold metal chair...

[NoSheep]

12. No shit!

:headbang: