Was nearly tripped by a guy today that was staring at my co-worker's ass!

[Catherine Vincent]

Four of us went to lunch today and as we were walking back to our building thru the revolving door, the two guys went first, my pretty, young and blonde friend next and then me. We were walking in a line because the escalators were close by so we had to form a line to step on. Here comes this guy from another direction, gets fixated on my friend's ass right away, didn't hold his head up for anything after that and practically knocked me over as he cut in front of me to stare at her ass all the way up the escalator. And then as we all finally got together on the second floor, we were all on the elevator and made it a point to stand right next to her. After he walked out, she told us how she had to move back from him because he was standing so close.

What is it with some guys when they see a pretty woman, they lose their senses? Geeze!

[MrSlayer]

1. Is her ass that nice?

A really great ass can be distracting.

[Catherine Vincent]

4. Don't know, I'm not into checking out asses unless it's on a guy. :-)

But for this guy it apparently was that nice.

[MrSlayer]

9. LOL! Ok.

Fair enough.

[Deja Q]

12. Where's Matcom when we need him?

:evilgrin:

[Spinzonner]

2. Testosterone Poisoning

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Muddy Waters had the definitive answer in his song "The Same Thing."

What makes men go crazy when a woman wear her dress so tight?
What makes men go crazy when a woman wear her dress so tight?
Well its the Same ol' thing that makes tomcats fight all night
Why do so many men try to run a big legged woman down?
Why do so many men try to run a big legged woman down?
Well its the same ol' thing that makes abulldog hump a hound.
Well its the same ol' thing;
Yeah its the same ol' thing;
Tell me who's to blame;
The whole worlds fightin' bout the same ol' thing...



:toast:

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Yeah, I know all that.

But that guy was just ridiculous.

[jeff30997]

6. In fact...

The guy was just pretending to look at your co-worker's ass so he could touch you.;-)

[TreasonousBastard]

7. He must be new at it...

'cause most of us can check out a great ass without being caught.

It's one of those things your father teaches you between innings.

[Sandpiper]

8. Biology

When an attractive female passes our way, we fellas are genetically programmed to stare and gawk.

;-)

[tridim]

10. I used to work with a girl that was drop dead gorgeous

I'm talking perfect 10 material. We'd go out to lunch together a few times a week and the gawks and stares she got made ME extremely uncomfortable. I assume she was just used to it. I always wondered if the gawkers were jealous of me, even though we never went out. She was happily engaged the entire time I knew her.

Testosterone is powerful stuff. Some guys can control it, but most can't.

[nuxvomica]

11. It's a religious thing

Sometimes one is just flummoxed by the magnificence of creation. The Lord's name may even be called out at these times. :-)