Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves: Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise

[mondo joe]

[tuvor]

1. Does Tom Cruise have the machine gun he used

to kill a bunch of people with in TAPS?

If no, I guess it'll have to be the Fight Club guy.

[sasquatch]

2. Tom Cruise was a high school wrestler till he broke his neck

So Tom can throw his weight around. Does Brad Pitt still have that fear of showering?

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. If they're in a paper bag, Tom Cruise is in trouble.

He couldn't act his way out of it.

[mondo joe]

4. Cruise has the psycho crazy edge, but I have faith in Pitt and his

essential goodness saving the day.

[MuseRider]

5. OOoooh

Thunderdome right? I go for Brad Pitt, I do not care for Tom.

[Duncan Grant]

6. Looks like you're going to have to put Tom up against Keanu.

Pitt is trouncing him...:D :hi:

[kenny blankenship]

7. You have to have two MEN for this to work

and Tommy is not eligible for league play.

Is it already a tired, hackneyed truism that Tom Cruise has collapsed into the Frank T. J. Mackey character he played in Magnolia? I haven't heard anyone say this, but it's so obvious...

[mondo joe]

8. I know, but I'm enjoying his humiliation.

I can't help it.

[izzybeans]

9. Tom Cruise is a garden gnome compared to Pitt. Brad'll knock

him out Snatch style.

[mondo joe]

10. Snatch is what made me like Brad Pitt for the first time

And I've never looked back!

[tyedyeto]

11. I see a Google fight in the works

check here to see the winner

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=tom+cruise&word2=brad+pitt

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HISS!!!!!!!!!!!