Blue-Jay
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:14 AM
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Stupid boner-slacks...... |
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I just remembered why I almost never wear the pants that I have on today. Every time I sit down, they puff out and make it look like I have an erection. I think I'll throw them away when I get home.
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terrya
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:15 AM
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1. You can be even more popular around the office! |
Blue-Jay
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:17 AM
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3. Not really the kind of popularity I seek here. |
flvegan
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:16 AM
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2. Put a Post-It note on your fly that says: |
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"I don't have a boner. It's the pants."
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Blue-Jay
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:17 AM
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5. That's not a bad idea. |
Magrittes Pipe
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:17 AM
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4. Hm. I'm gonna have to use that one. |
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That should ease some workplace embarassment for me.
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terrya
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:18 AM
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6. "Yeah. It's the pants. Right" |
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I suspect another DU'er here has the exact same "problem". :-)
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Magrittes Pipe
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:20 AM
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8. It's been difficult to explain away. |
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I mean, it's pretty noticable.
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Beware the Beast Man
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:21 AM
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10. Beware the Beast Slacks. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:31 AM
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:19 AM
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7. Put a post-it on your fly that says, |
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"Please excuse the boner. I was just reading about the recent RNC fund raising luncheon."
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:21 AM
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9. Pleated trousers are BAD. |
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Everyone should remove them from their closets.
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Blue-Jay
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:31 AM
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11. Yeah, but they look OK when I'm standing up. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:32 AM
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13. Faux Schlong Pants are very horrible |
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 08:32 AM by chickenscratching
Even I get questions when I wear mine.
Maybe it's tailor time?
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:56 AM
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Mighty close to a sex thread
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