Bucky
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:50 AM
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Bald spots. What the hell is it with bald spots? |
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How does this help me survive? Every body part has a purpose except for the bald spot.
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mr_hat
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:51 AM
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1. It's there to save you your rapidly diminishing time to live. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:55 AM
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2. Bald spots are there to help you by.... |
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...giving something to fixate on instead of contemplating your own mortality.
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sui generis
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:55 AM
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3. hey! what the hell are you still doing alive! |
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You were supposed to have been eaten by a Paralititan stromeri about a 146 million years ago around the age of 17 or 18, long before your follicular stem cells died off in that patch.
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Ganja Ninja
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:55 AM
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4. Maybe it's just punishment from God. |
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Have you got anything to feel guilty about?
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Skittles
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:56 AM
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5. balding or bald men can be very sexy |
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they are NOT sexy when they display insecurities about it! :D
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BOSSHOG
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:59 AM
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Ergo, their purpose. Don't try to hide it, don't comb over it. Display it proudly. Bald spots and wedding bands = chick magnets. Happily married for 31+ years; bald and handsome.
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:02 AM
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7. My 19 year old cat just lost all the hair on her ears |
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She looks really... bizarre.
I'm just saying: bald spots could be even worse...
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:12 AM
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8. I would be very happy if all the hair fell out of my ears |
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I get charged an extra haircut every time I go to buzz the dumbo flaps.
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:18 AM
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